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    if you asked me to define the term 'fashion nightmare', this is pretty much it.
    i love that they didn't let her go on national television with those fucking hoops.

    and i love asos but fuck, they really are all over the place design wise.
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    Seriously? My nine year old wouldn't even wear this. She'd take one look at that bubble gum pink and lace, denounce it as "babyish," and then set it on fire. Followed by me, for even daring to force her it upon her. Grow the fuck up, JLo.
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    this dress looked all one color on TV. Pepto Pink. the shoes are just a joke.
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    The top and skirt don't match and the shoes are a technicolor nightmare. Pretty much her signature attire.

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    It could look nice on someone else (and younger).

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    I don't think it could look nice on anyone.

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    Makes her look fat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by manningmsj View Post
    Seriously? My nine year old wouldn't even wear this. She'd take one look at that bubble gum pink and lace, denounce it as "babyish," and then set it on fire. Followed by me, for even daring to force her it upon her. Grow the fuck up, JLo.
    my 5 year olds would. but they're hardly fashion icons. neither is JLo.

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    I didn't know she was a figure skater!?!

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    Granny from the block.
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    Oy, she looks so mean when she's not smiling for a camera.

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    I'm still trying to figure out the sandals. She sure does have a natural bitch face.

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