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    Default Jessica Simpson in Daisy Dukes: Then and Now

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    Jessica Simpson out for lunch in Calabasas on Sunday, March 23, 2014







    Jessica wearing Daisy Dukes just like those she famously wore in the 2005 movie Dukes Of Hazzard


    Full Article(s) and More Pictures on dailymail.co.uk:
    Jessica Simpson slips back into Daisy Dukes and shows off legs | Mail Online
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    She looks like refried ass.
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    She's definitely lost weight but she's still clueless and refried ass is an apt description.
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    Whyyyy does she always carry such big bags? I would need daily chiropractic care if I did that.

    And that was NOT her ass in the DOH picture. Nope.
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    Her closet should be burned.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lobelia View Post
    Whyyyy does she always carry such big bags? I would need daily chiropractic care if I did that.

    And that was NOT her ass in the DOH picture. Nope.
    To either make herself look smaller in comparison or to cover up her stomach .
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    Well I'm disappointed quite frankly, I was envisioning something much much worse.
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    ^^This. I think she looks good. Then again, the top is very flowy and camoflaging. But her legs have great muscle tone.

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    She's got some pretty muscular calves.

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    Orange face + pink lipstick is a horrible look.
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    She doesn't look bad, and does anyone really want to be split screened with a 10 year old photoshopped pic of themselves?



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    i hate heels with shorts. just stop that. right AWAY!
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    her face looks bad and her calf muscles are freaky.
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    She must be using the same colorist as Paltrow.

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    Those aren't the same shorts. She got very thin (too thin, IMO) for her Daisy Duke role.

    She looks alright now, & like WGC said, no one would want to be compared with a 10 year old photoshopped pic of themselves.

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