Those two are extra klassy.
I am going to come and burn the fucking house down... but you will blow me first."
He's a shonky struck-off doctor who owns a load of PS clinics. She's an American former "personal trainer". Both are a laughing stock in Melbourne. Can you guess why?
If all the women in this place were laid end to end, I wouldn’t be surprised - Dorothy Parker
Chavs with money.
FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej
Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
they remind me of the couple from Best In Show. 'uh, we both love soup':
All of God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.
If I wanted the government in my womb I'd fuck a Senator
Hahahahaha - you nailed it. Only Brynne is even dumber with an excruciating Mini Mouse voice.
If all the women in this place were laid end to end, I wouldn’t be surprised - Dorothy Parker
Geoffrey was married to a slightly less trashy former "model" called Leanne - he bought her a pink helicopter and Ferrari and other assorted nonsense. But I can remember being out at a gay club dancing with all my boys when Leanne came running in and grabbed her make up artist and asked him to go down the street to a really super seedy gay club (at that point it was males only) so he could find her husband and tell him she was ready to go. Our friend came back half an hour later saying he had trouble unlatching Geoffrey from the many shirtless sweaty boys he was dancing with.
Good times.
"You're going to die tomorrow, Lord Bolton. Sleep well."
See? Anyone named Leanne is on constant cock-block. Bitches.
FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej
Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
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