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Thread: Jessica Biel In Oscar de la Renta – ‘Hitchcock’ New York Premiere

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    Default Jessica Biel In Oscar de la Renta – ‘Hitchcock’ New York Premiere


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    It's cool looking on the model, but doesn't translate well off the runway.
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    Hideous from top to bottom.
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    Looks like someone in their 50's would wear.

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    I like it on the model, it's at least interesting. On Jessica it looks like something Blanche Devereaux would wear and do it better.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Icepik View Post
    Looks like someone in their 50's would wear.
    agree.

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    Its fine but goddamn her teeth look like ill fitted dentures.
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    I'm fascinated by the nail polish caviar she has going on but the rest of the outfit is terrible

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    She looks like my Nana circa 2003. She died in '04.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Waterslide View Post
    It's cool looking on the model, but doesn't translate well off the runway.
    it wouldn't be hard to make it work in real life though. it looks cool on the model because the pants are fitted and she's wearing a cool necklace. biel should have gotten the pants fitted, worn a top knot and a cool necklace like the model as well, and ditched the bollywood sandals and big earrings.
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    Hideous, old lady fancy pajamas. She needs new dentures.

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    i like the back of her hair.
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    I do too MsDeb, that's the only thing about the whole ensemble that I like. That caviar nail polish stuff makes me feel vaguely sick, it looks like some sort of weird nail fungus covered by polish.
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    Needs MOAR plastic surgery!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by sputnik View Post
    it wouldn't be hard to make it work in real life though. it looks cool on the model because the pants are fitted and she's wearing a cool necklace. biel should have gotten the pants fitted, worn a top knot and a cool necklace like the model as well, and ditched the bollywood sandals and big earrings.
    I do agree, a bit of tailoring and styling would have made this a completely different outfit. It goes from being artsy to granny the way Biel is wearing it. It's a sad waste of an outfit.
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