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    Default Jessica Biel In Christian Dior Couture – ‘Total Recall’ LA Premiere


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    On her it looks like a home made prom dress and all the tweaking she has done to her face has aged her

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    I actually love this look.

    But I hate her overdone schnozz and dislike her in general.
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    I love it on the model. The dress is way too long on Biel and I don't think it fits her personality at all so she ends up looking like she's playing dress up, I think. She's not working it. I think way smaller earrings with that necklace, too.
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    I like the dress too, just hate her.

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    i don't care for this. i find the pockets and the shape odd

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    this would be great if the length was right and it was styled better



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    The titty pockets are weird.

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    She has beautiful highlights thats the only nice thing I can say.
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    Just because Michael K makes me laugh.
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    Jessica Biel has said in interviews that before she leaves the house, Justin Timberlake swishes into the room, puts his hand under his chin, sticks his pinky finger out and gives her the Suri look over to make sure she's keeping it cute. Well, the next time Justin tries to style her ass, she needs to tell him to suck on a dirty butt plug, because he's doing her wrong. Jessica wore this mess to the Total Recall premiere in L.A. last night and I'm guessing she wanted her to look to match the reviews. The whole thing is a rotten mess. This is what it would look like if someone barfed up Pepto-Bismol into a costume jooree box full of twisted pearl and rhinestone necklaces.
    1. The face is just one color. Isn't there a Rite-Aid on Hollywood Blvd. where Jessica could've bought some hot pink Wet 'n Wild lip gloss or something?
    2. The necklace is scraping three layers off of of my OCD nerve, because I just want to spend the rest of the day untangling it.
    3. THAT DRESS. Does bitch need that many pockets? Bitch is just going to a premiere, she's not running away from home. The only good parts on that dress are the tititty pockets. I love a good titty pocket. It's the best place for you to stuff a Capri Sun pouch in, so you can sip up fruity deliciousness while keeping your hands free.
    Jessica could've made herself look hotter, though, by standing next to Kate Beckinsale. Who ever told Kate that it's okay to skin an alien lizard from Vin the name of fashion IS wrong.
    Here's more pictures from last night's premiere, which brought out Jessica, Kate, Kate's husband Len (who directed that mess), Colin Farrell and Colin's sister.


    More pictures at the link.
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    no. it's a bad length on her and the shoes are totally wrong for that style of dress.
    also, the necklace and earrings together are overkill.
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    2. The necklace is scraping three layers off of of my OCD nerve, because I just want to spend the rest of the day untangling it.

    LOVE IT

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    What the heck happened to her, she used to be stunning.
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    Quote Originally Posted by choozen1ne View Post
    On her it looks like a home made prom dress and all the tweaking she has done to her face has aged her
    Exactly. It's like she just watched Pretty in Pink and thought "Hey, that's a good idea!" It even has the ugly 80's shoes.

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