Joan Collins meets the Queen

**rollo** · May 24th, 2012, 10:50 AM

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**Air Quotes** · May 24th, 2012, 10:52 AM

That dress looks like a delicious flaky pastry.

**sputnik** · May 24th, 2012, 10:53 AM

oh joan. that ruched dress is an unflattering abomination, but i still can't bring myself to hate on this evil, fabulous bitch. i just love her too much.
but yeah, you know it's time to change styles when your stomach sticks out more than your ass... what is the point of having a gay husband if he lets you out of the house in that?

**Sarzy** · May 24th, 2012, 10:54 AM

She looks like she's doing a lunge in the first photo. I don't like Joan's outfit.

**louiswinthorpe111** · May 24th, 2012, 11:00 AM

Is the Queen a midget? Joan looks like a giant. Aren't they close in age?

Joan is a fabulous bitch!

**gas_chick** · May 24th, 2012, 11:06 AM

Joanie is my hero!!! Hell I hope I can get down that far when I'm almost 80!!!

**Sarzy** · May 24th, 2012, 11:09 AM

Originally Posted by louiswinthorpe111

Is the Queen a midget? Joan looks like a giant. Aren't they close in age?

Joan is a fabulous bitch!

Joan is 79 and the Queen is 86. I didn't realise Joan was that age, she does look good for it!

**HWBL** · May 24th, 2012, 11:27 AM

One'd almost think that a miracle happened and Joan's gay boytoy husband knocked her up!!! Not a good choice of dress, but nonetheless: she looks stunning for 79. The Queen has less wrinkles, though, up close. It was Joan's birthday, by the way, May 23rd. Joan is 5'4" with 2.5 inch heels and 2.5 inch high wig. The Queen is 86 and about 5 ft by now, I guess.
1. That's Kate O'Mara in purple, who played Patsy Stone's older sister in two episodes of AbFab.
2. Look at the Queen's tiny, swollen, feet!

**McJag** · May 24th, 2012, 11:59 AM

Queen is probably thinking "I hate what this younger set wears!"

**Bellatheball** · May 24th, 2012, 12:01 PM

She looks so vulgar next to the Queen.

**fgg** · May 24th, 2012, 12:38 PM

is that supposed to be a curtsey?

**Laurent** · May 24th, 2012, 12:47 PM

I love that Joan is only 7 years younger than the Queen, but is dressed like she's 35. Not many women could get away with it, but somehow she does.

**LynnieD** · May 24th, 2012, 01:50 PM

Originally Posted by HWBL

One'd almost think that a miracle happened and Joan's gay boytoy husband knocked her up!!! Not a good choice of dress, but nonetheless: she looks stunning for 79. The Queen has less wrinkles, though, up close. It was Joan's birthday, by the way, May 23rd. Joan is 5'4" with 2.5 inch heels and 2.5 inch high wig. The Queen is 86 and about 5 ft by now, I guess.
1. That's Kate O'Mara in purple, who played Patsy Stone's older sister in two episodes of AbFab.
2. Look at the Queen's tiny, swollen, feet!

Loved her on AbFab!

And yea, the dress is horrible on Joan, but Joan is so fierce, its totally ok. Need moar shoulder pads though. And maybe a fight or two involving a pool, but I'll take what I can get.