Brooke Shields

**dowcat** · May 7th, 2012, 07:12 PM

**Belt Up** · May 7th, 2012, 07:14 PM

Emergency browlift for Ms Shields please.

**Laurent** · May 7th, 2012, 07:15 PM

I figured she'd have a cast on since she had a cane, but I guess not. Her Lucius Malfoy impression, perhaps, then?

Otherwise, I hate her blue eyeshadow and her shoulders look ferociously broad in this.

**Yellowjacket** · May 7th, 2012, 07:17 PM

Another dance injury?

**ConstanceSpry** · May 7th, 2012, 10:40 PM

How could such a beautiful child/teen grow up to be this hideous?

**Love love** · May 7th, 2012, 11:21 PM

she looks very masculine here

**kersalli** · May 7th, 2012, 11:34 PM

Epic fail from head to toe (don't get me started on the sparkly thongs).

**nancydrew** · May 7th, 2012, 11:36 PM

She is too manly to try and be elegant.

**Icepik** · May 8th, 2012, 12:16 AM

What's with her teeth? They look like Kramer's after he took up cigar smoking!

**Air Quotes** · May 8th, 2012, 11:31 AM

I think if she would have worn her hair up and owned all the muscles she could have looked good.

**gas_chick** · May 8th, 2012, 11:43 AM

Gets more manly as she ages.

**LynnieD** · May 8th, 2012, 12:03 PM

She looks like a taller Princess Stephanie of Monaco....obviously not a good thing.

**sputnik** · May 8th, 2012, 01:55 PM

she needs to lose the harsh eyeliner and blue eyeshadow, it ages her. and try some colour on her lips.
but the worst part about this is the disgusting pageant curls. that hair looks like it came straight out of a telenovela.
hate the dress too.