Jessica and Ashlee Simpson at a friend's party

**autumn** · March 25th, 2012, 09:13 AM

justjared.

WTF, Jessica looks like a tent.

**rollo** · March 25th, 2012, 09:36 AM

Jessica looks ginormous. She doesn't have to dress like that.

Ashlee looks cute apart from the granny shoes.

**McJag** · March 25th, 2012, 09:42 AM

She is so short and wear such high heels, she must be miserable. Triplets would explain a lot.

**mtlebay** · March 25th, 2012, 09:46 AM

Ashlee's BF: Pete Doherty called and said he wants his look back.

**Laurent** · March 25th, 2012, 10:20 AM

They make cute maternity wear. I don't know why Jessica is so determined to look like she buys everything from a tent maker.

**chartreuse** · March 25th, 2012, 10:29 AM

i love ashlee's hairstyle...color, not so much. i'm digging the style a lot, though.

jessica's dress is ghastly. i don't understand her style one single bit.

**Love love** · March 25th, 2012, 12:43 PM

meh i thought ashlee looked prettier with long hair

**greysfang** · March 25th, 2012, 01:15 PM

Jessica looks like she's about to go sing with a gospel choir.

**Polyester Pam** · March 25th, 2012, 03:52 PM

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**holly** · March 25th, 2012, 05:28 PM

Jessica's dress (?) is beyond ugly, it's unflattering, huge, etc.

I don't like Ashlee's dress either, but at least it can't double as a camping tent or a flat sheet for a king size bed.

The only thing I like of either outfit is Jessica's shoes (yes I said it)

**rollo** · March 25th, 2012, 05:56 PM

Originally Posted by holly

Jessica's dress (?) is beyond ugly, it's unflattering, huge, etc.

I don't like Ashlee's dress either, but at least it can't double as a camping tent or a flat sheet for a king size bed.

The only thing I like of either outfit is Jessica's shoes (yes I said it)

I read that as king size beard.

**fgg** · March 25th, 2012, 06:39 PM

are they all going to the same party?

jessica looks like one of the people on my 600lb mom.

**WhateverLolaWants** · March 25th, 2012, 07:42 PM

Jessica is 'losing stuff in her fat folds' big. I mean, damn...

**gas_chick** · March 26th, 2012, 03:34 PM

Asslee looks cute except for the stupid shoes. This dude is a downgrade.

Jessica exactly like the picture of Homer Simpson. Uncanny.

**Novice** · March 26th, 2012, 04:51 PM

Originally Posted by rollo

Jessica looks ginormous. She doesn't have to dress like that.

Ashlee looks cute apart from the granny shoes.

The only thing I like about her "look" is the shoes, but they don't go with her dress.

Originally Posted by holly

Jessica's dress (?) is beyond ugly, it's unflattering, huge, etc.

I don't like Ashlee's dress either, but at least it can't double as a camping tent or a flat sheet for a king size bed.

The only thing I like of either outfit is Jessica's shoes (yes I said it)

I had to go back & look.
That's gotta hurt with her weight & centre of gravity being so far infront now...