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Thread: FUG Overload: Willow Smith shaves her head

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    Default FUG Overload: Willow Smith shaves her head

    Friday, February 3rd 2012
    BREAKING: Willow Smith's Hair-Whipping Days Are Over




    Just like when Brit Brit mowed her swamp weave and when Felicity took a machete to her curly hair mane, the children are losing their shit (put a diaper on 'em) over 11-year-old Willow Smith snipping her hair whip off and I'm sure you've already seen this highly important world news on CNN Jr.
    The newest Smith Family ATM Machine posted a Tweeted of pictures of her buzzed cue ball and my first thought was: Stop making fucking fart faces or it will stay like that forever and then Will & Jada will have a really hard time making more money off of you. My second thought was: Oh, so that's what a real life Oscar from Shark Tale looks like. No, really, shaving her head totally brings out the Will Smith in her face.


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    Damn this kid is ugly!

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    Fucking wow. So much fug.
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    I think she looks better with the buzzcut.
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    A try-hard at 11.

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    I whip my scalp back and forth.
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    She looks so much like her dad. That's not good.

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    Looks better than that mohawk shit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DeadDwarf View Post
    She looks so much like her dad. That's not good.
    The choice of looking like the other parent, in this case, isn't the best one either.
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    I can't stand this kid but I prefer the buzz cut rather than a mohawk. Still an obnoxious little duck faced twerp.
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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy2.0 View Post
    I whip my scalp back and forth.

    Omg. Hahahhahahahahahahahahha. Fucking GOLD!

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    It's not that bad, it's not like she can't go out & buy a new weave next week!
    You know how sometimes you think someone is really pretty, & then they change their hair & you realize they weren't pretty after all, it was just their hair making you think they were...well, that's not her. She's not a pretty child, regardless of how she wears her hair!

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    Does she have a 'stache??
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    Someone needs to tell her immediately that she's nowhere NEAR as cool or as cute as she thinks she is.

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    I was thinking that myself. Unlike Suri, there's never been any doubt about these kids' paternity.
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    she looks like Will smiths character from shark tale and I don't mean that as a compliment
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