Light her on fire please.
Did you know that an anagram for "Conscious Uncoupling" is "Iconic Uncool Pus Guns"? - MohandasKGanja
Or a more glam Cousin It?
Did you know that every time a parent gives in to their kid's whines and buys them candy at the checkout lane, a kitten gets diabetes?-Dlisted
I dislike groups of people, but I love individuals. Every person you look at, you can see the universe in their eyes, if you're really looking.-George Carlin
Halloween is coming up. Great costume.
I didn't start out to collect diamonds, but somehow they just kept piling up.-Mae West
I hope she gets a horrendous rash all over her body from wearing that hideous outfit and making my eyes bleed.
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Did Chris March design this mess?
I am going to come and burn the fucking house down... but you will blow me first."
One big hairy snatch.
When your daughter plays "House," she pretends to be an annoying doctor with a pill-addiction and a limp.
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