That dress was your biggest mistake.
That dress was your biggest mistake.
They're both proud drunks, they're both proud sluts and they're both proud wearers of thirsty weaves. They both probably think that the other one is swallowing up the entire world's supply of vodka, peen and yellow weaves. Michael K (re Brandi & Chelsea)
┌П┐(•_•)┌П┐twitchy molests my signature!
damn, that's one ugly and unflattering dress. wtf was she thinking?
I'm open to everything. When you start to criticise the times you live in, your time is over. - Karl Lagerfeld
Her tits look a bit wonky.
When your daughter plays "House," she pretends to be an annoying doctor with a pill-addiction and a limp.
Ridiculous, the dress is poorly proportioned.
FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej
Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
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