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    Jessica Simpson takes in the view Thursday while attending the Project Runway show during New York Fashion Week at Lincoln Center, where the star was announced as the finale's guest judge.

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    WTF is that dress? fancy hooker? did she bind her boobs? she looks completely flat & fat in the sitting shot.

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    Considering she wears terribad outfits all the time, she's out of her league here.
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    She looks like a linebacker.
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    She has no sense of style or proportion. She has no idea how to dress for her own body, but she's supposed to know fashion well enough to critique? I agree - she's way out of her league, and apparently not smart enough to know it.

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    I feel bad for her. While she's not fat, she just doesn't carry extra weight well. Some of it is bad clothing choices, but a lot of women can rock being a little heavier. She looks stocky instead of voluptous- like she should be the football player and not just dating them.

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    I don't know why, but I feel bad for her too. She just doesn't GET IT....and I can't understand how, a woman w/money and people around to help her, she hasn't GOTTEN IT YET. Its ridiculous. But yet, I kinda like her.

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    I think she doesn't know how to dress for being heavier. She wants to dress like she did when she was 25 lbs lighter and it just doesn't look the same on someone that's as apple shaped as she seems to be.

    I think the thing that would help her most is to remove the implants (if she has them) or to get a breast reduction.

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    She literally looks like the night sky in that. To scale.
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    what the fuck is she wearing???
    jesus fucking christ, way to make yourself look fatter and shorter and like you've got linebacker shoulders. it's especially scary in the first picture where she's sitting down.
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    Quote Originally Posted by levitt View Post
    She literally looks like the night sky in that. To scale.
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    The Project Runway judge steals the spotlight at the catwalk finale during New York Fashion Week in her sparkling gunmetal Michael Kors dress and Bavna jewelry.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laurent View Post
    I think she doesn't know how to dress for being heavier. She wants to dress like she did when she was 25 lbs lighter and it just doesn't look the same on someone that's as apple shaped as she seems to be.

    I think the thing that would help her most is to remove the implants (if she has them) or to get a breast reduction.
    I think at some point she will lose the weight. However, looks more like she gained 40lbs not 25. Some people look better with weight on, some without. I'd say she looks better thinner.

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    She picked the worst part of her body to expose. Cover those upper arms, stick out that chest, cinch that waist and drop that hem.

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    I didn't think it was possible but I found an even worse angle.


    Neck and back fat rolls/hump thingy.
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