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  1. March 7th, 2006, 05:10 PM #1
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    Default Victoria Beckham - meowwwww

    Melbourne Age - 8 Mar 06

    "I was in Japan not long ago, and I went High Street shopping and picked up loads of great clothes," enthuses Mrs Beckham, who advises readers "to do their shopping all over the world".

    "It's fantastic because they make everything in tiny sizes," she added slyly.
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    hahahaa whatta sad demented woman.
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  3. March 7th, 2006, 05:34 PM #3
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    Gah I hate her.
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    Tiny people. Why are they always so damn self-satisfied?
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    She and Nicole Richie are the ones that i think really need serious help.That, or please, somebody shoot the hell out of her!!
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  6. March 8th, 2006, 01:55 AM #6
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    She is a show off.
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  7. March 8th, 2006, 03:17 AM #7
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    She buys kids clothes too doesn't she? I can imagine her rummaging through Romeo's wardrobe.

    "Mum what you doing?" he wails

    "I'm having a bloated day - I need to borrow one of your tshirts, I especially love the way the fabrics stretches over my natural *cough cough* chest".
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    She is so pathetic and desperate for everyone to be jealous of her. We can all see how skinny you are and quite frankly, we'd actually like you to eat something.
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    Default Re: Victoria Beckham - meowwwww

    maybe miss victoria feels she has to stay "small" so her husband's penis looks bigger in comparison.
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  10. March 10th, 2006, 01:49 AM #10
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    He probably has a nice sized penis..I am really suprised she hasn't shriveled up and passed out yet
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    ^^ Havn't you seen the jacuzzi pics?
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    you wouldn't need to open your mouth that wide tiara
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    Jacuzzi..no..well I guess it would make sense..small..brain..small penis
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    I wish I could be Victoria Beckham. Just long enough to ruin her body by making her swell up to a *gasp* size 8! And then I'd let her have it back and laugh laugh laugh at her horror! But, then again, I's a wicked li'l so-and-so...
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  15. March 10th, 2006, 10:02 PM #15
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    Go fuck yourself, Posh
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