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    Default Mariah Carey squeezes herself into a blue dress


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    It must take a whole can of Crisco to shoehorn her into these dresses.

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    That looks painful - for her to wear and for me to look at.

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    Does she not know (well, obviously not) that she doesn't have the figure to wear something like that? I suppose if Nick tried to tell her, he'd be stuffed into a wall somewhere. This looks like crap on her.
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    I'll bet anything that in her mind, she truly believes she's still got her figure from the 90's and early 00's. It's like body dysmorphia, except she *doesn't* see the pounds that really are there.

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    It's like body dysmorphia, except she *doesn't* see the pounds that really are there.
    Yeah, well, I DO!

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    Girl......please.

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    I know, we should all write her an open letter.

    Dear Mimi,

    Please stop shoehorning yourself into these dresses that make you look like a stuffed sausage. If it's so tight you're afraid to breathe, that means it's 2 sizes too small for you and a visual assault on our eyes.

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    Can you imagine the nasty sweaty rash brewing between her thighs?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laurent View Post
    It must take a whole can of Crisco to shoehorn her into these dresses.
    And a motorised winch to get the zip up!

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    you know she's got a really nice body.... she just needs to dress for the body she has now, not the one of the 80's.
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    Quote Originally Posted by msdeb View Post
    you know she's got a really nice body.... she just needs to dress for the body she has now, not the one of the 80's.

    I think she has a good figure and is pretty but has no idea how to dress. So she ends up looking like a fool.

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    ITA Msdeb and Arie Skop. She's very attractive, just has no idea how to dress.

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    Just how much squish can fake boobs take before they splode?

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