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    Default Kelis at the Data Awards

    Friday, January 29th 2010
    A Refugee From RPattz's Magical Unicorn Forest




    Kelis galloped into the Data Awards in Los Angeles last night looking like something Mimi's brain might burp up during a champagne-fueled daydream. What do we focus on? Do we focus on the Jane Child nostril-to-earlobe chains? The unicorn of liberty crown? The feather lashes? The mutant goat hooves? The old lady braid? NO! Direct your eyes to Kelis' suffocating vagina! The only kind of rubber a vagina wants to eat is a condom. Why does Kelis have to do her chocha like that?
    When she finally freed her snatch from the wall of latex later on in the night, it probably needed mouth-to-mouth. Pussy abuse is not the look.
    And Kelis also needs less internet in her life, because she's starting to get fashion tips from YouTube:


    However, I will give it up for the intergalactic being from a disco ball far far away posing with Kelis below.

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    oh dear, this is truly a laughable outfit.
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    Her milkshake is way past the expiration date.



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    See..
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    Horrible especially the hooves.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rollo View Post
    Horrible especially the hooves.
    They'd look better on Gisele Bundchen.

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    I can't even figure out what's going on here. The hair, the unitard, the hoof boots - why?

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    pussylips
    we don't have to make love to have an orgasm

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    random.



    I HAAAAATE the shoes.
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    That's disgusting

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    Oh, wow. I honestly don't know what to make of everything except it's ugly.
    Rock the fuck on!

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    How did she take even two steps in those things?!?!
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    Somewhere out there Lady Gaga is wishing she thought of this monstrosity first.
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