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    Default Jessica Simpson and those damn denim shorts








    nice gut.


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    She looks ridiculous as usual and has no idea how to dress for her size. You're not a twig any more, dear.

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    Who keeps telling her these look good on her? I think Papa Joe just wants her ass hanging out ALL the time now.

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    i am loving that first picture LOL
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    Ha in that first pic she looks just like the chick in the eminem vid thats making fun of her. Dumbass.
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    The first pic is horrid.

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    She looks so goofy in the first pic. And she's definitely not preggers, right? She sure looks it.
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    First pic is definitely not flattering.










    But it is funny.

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    Good lord. Why the fuck does she dress like white trash. Oh, duh...
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    where does she even find such horrendous shoes?
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    Quote Originally Posted by sputnik View Post
    where does she even find such horrendous shoes?
    She designs them herself
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    She is such a cartoon of herself. And nice squatting pic--ridiculous shoes with your gut hanging out of your 2-sizes-too-small daisy dukes.

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    Her legs aren't horribly out of shape, but I mean that gut---come on.

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