Heidi Klum's shoes

**mrs.v** · April 2nd, 2009, 05:50 PM

Posh Laughs At This!

Why does Heidi Klum look like she's posing for quarters in some Equus boots on a street bench in front of a crowd of damn strangers?! I thought that the recession had claimed another victim, but she's actually just doing something model shit for German Vogue in Beverly Hills.
You know Posh is somewhere in the world strapped to an IV bag filled with the period blood of virgins and laughing at Heidi! Cackling! Heidi can't even get up in those things! If she Posh actually did any kind of exercise, she'd wear those "kill me now" platforms while running a marathon.
And I am jealous about that steel rainbow popping out of Heidi's ass.

**msdeb** · April 2nd, 2009, 08:42 PM

gawd.

**Shiver** · April 2nd, 2009, 09:07 PM

It's like runway fashion - it works as a concept onstage (or for a shoot), but not something that you'd actually wear.

**taymarie** · April 2nd, 2009, 09:49 PM

Yikes

**Glitter** · April 2nd, 2009, 09:50 PM

That is just stupid.

**sultryred** · April 2nd, 2009, 10:27 PM

I'd like to kick her in the face with them.

**Alysheba** · April 3rd, 2009, 02:24 AM

There comes a point where one has to say no to this fashion garbage. Are they this desperate for money?

**Sweetie** · April 3rd, 2009, 01:15 PM

Her feet are clearly too big for those shoes. She's about to have a blow-out.

**Penny Lane** · April 3rd, 2009, 01:51 PM

Herman Munster shoes.

**Daphne** · April 3rd, 2009, 07:49 PM

I like her hair in the larger pic Sweetie posted.

**mizglam** · April 3rd, 2009, 08:28 PM

Those look ridiculous.

**Serendipity** · April 3rd, 2009, 09:04 PM

All of those shoes are hideous! I love quirky shoes but these are trying way too hard and look ridiculous.

**dangerous** · April 3rd, 2009, 09:48 PM

For a photoshoot, sure, they are interesting and might make for interesting pictures... for everyday wear, no way. I like what she's wearing for photographs but not for going down to the grocery store.

**Serendipity** · April 3rd, 2009, 09:53 PM

^^Yeah, see, normally I can see that they're meant for show and not wear, but even then these look shiteous. There's heaps of fetish shoes that I love but know you couldn't toddle to the shops in them but that's not what they're for. At least they look hot. These, meh.