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  1. June 8th, 2008, 12:22 PM #61
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    ...raptured yet?
    "Remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck." - Joss Whedon

    "The only thing more expensive than education is ignorance." -Benjamin Franklin
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  2. June 8th, 2008, 01:21 PM #62
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    Sinner that I am, I'm still here.

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    Yup - it's now 9.45am Monday 9 June and nothing unusual to report at all. What a let down.
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  4. June 8th, 2008, 09:40 PM #64
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    Don't be silly, you know that Jesus only meant the United States.
    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.
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    Then I guess I'm a sinner. Left all alone. Boo h...
    I didn't start out to collect diamonds, but somehow they just kept piling up.-Mae West
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    Thank god yall; I have a hair appointment tomorrow and I was getting really worried about the cancelation fee (we all know Kevin is going straight to hell coz he's one of them gays! Aren't all hair guys gay?!?!?!?!); jesus fucking christ the rapture... sometimes it would be nice to take a break from all of this... oh wait
    KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GOD DAMNED HONEY!!!!!!!!!!

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    I have a hair appointment on Friday so I'm relieved too. I've had several male hairdressers over the years (they are the best cutters IMO) and all have been strictly hetero which is a pain because I can't bitch about the pics in the gossmags with them.
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    She was at work again last night, and not in a good mood. Not that I've ever seen her happy in the short time I've known her. She's actually quite vile. Another co-worker told me last night that she was on the rapture bandwagon last October too.
    I think I would feel like an idiot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sprynkles View Post
    She was at work again last night, and not in a good mood. Not that I've ever seen her happy in the short time I've known her. She's actually quite vile. Another co-worker told me last night that she was on the rapture bandwagon last October too.
    I think I would feel like an idiot.
    Not a fast learner,is she? I would be unable to resist humming "Nearer My God to Thee" every time I saw her...
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    hey guys im posting from heaven!
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  11. June 9th, 2008, 01:00 AM #71
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    Quote Originally Posted by SVZ View Post
    hey guys im posting from heaven!
    Hello,Heaven ?? We gotta problem.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sprynkles View Post
    She was at work again last night, and not in a good mood. Not that I've ever seen her happy in the short time I've known her. She's actually quite vile. Another co-worker told me last night that she was on the rapture bandwagon last October too.
    I think I would feel like an idiot.
    Why isn't she embarrassed? Oh wait. Intelligence is obviously not her strong suit.
    Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
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    Y'all I lost my cat the other night, true story. But seriously, you think he ascended into heaven??
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    Rapture Letters
    It says sluce gets off easy and is a good time. Cash ONLY. Sluce ... and a cast of many
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    Quote Originally Posted by sprynkles View Post
    She's very suspicious of Obama and Oprah.
    You know, I like Obama, but I'm suspicious of him possibly being the antichrist too. Well, when I let myself believe in that stuff.
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