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    According to Camping's prediction, the Rapture will happen exactly 7,000 years from the date that God first warned people about the flood. He said the flood happened in 4990 B.C., on what would have been May 21 in the modern calendar. God gave Noah one week of warning.

    Since one day equals 1,000 years for God, that means there was a 7,000-year interval between the flood and rapture.
    I'm confused - God gave a 7 day warning about the flood, which happened 7 days after the warning. But now 7 days equals 7,000 years and we're getting another flood? What was the first flood, just a teaser?

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    Well an area of Queensland equivalent to France and Germany is currently underwater so who knows....
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    Dont forget the floods in Western Australia. I'm not too sure how big that is through. All the attention is on Queensland

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    They got it all wrong. We are all just gonna get fried by the sun that is suppose to get explosive diarrhea before May. I say bring it on.

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    Since I didn't win that big lottery, I'm fine with having the Rapture happen soon. Jesus loves me, so I'm good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by faithanne View Post
    I'm confused - God gave a 7 day warning about the flood, which happened 7 days after the warning. But now 7 days equals 7,000 years and we're getting another flood? What was the first flood, just a teaser?
    Not a Bible person by any means here, but didn't God promise no more big floods ever?

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    He had his fingers crossed at the time.
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    That Landover Baptist Visa card cant be real. Can it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by NVash View Post
    That Landover Baptist Visa card cant be real. Can it?
    Landover Baptist is a joke site.
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    I've been triple dipped. I'll be fine when the rapture shows up. (Or is that Harvest Day, when the aliens show up?)
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    i had a friend growing up who spoke in tongues. her head was always in the clouds

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    Wink DOH! Only a month left!

    Well hell you guys! Looks like shits gonna hit the fan in one month!!!

    Biblical scholar's date for rapture: May 21, 2011

    THEOLOGY

    January 01, 2010|By Justin Berton, Chronicle Staff Writer
    • Former civil engineer Harold Camping of Oakland, who runs Family Radio, has studied the Bible for almost 70 years.
      Credit: Lance Iversen / The Chronicle

    Harold Camping lets out a hearty chuckle when he considers the people who believe the world will end in 2012.
    "That date has not one stitch of biblical authority," Camping says from the Oakland office where he runs Family Radio, an evangelical station that reaches listeners around the world. "It's like a fairy tale."
    The real date for the end of times, he says, is in 2011.
    The Mayans and the recent Hollywood movie "2012" have put the apocalypse in the popular mind this year, but Camping has been at this business for a long time. And while Armageddon is pop science or big-screen entertainment to many, Camping has followers from the Bay Area to China.
    Camping, 88, has scrutinized the Bible for almost 70 years and says he has developed a mathematical system to interpret prophecies hidden within the Good Book. One night a few years ago, Camping, a civil engineer by trade, crunched the numbers and was stunned at what he'd found: The world will end May 21, 2011.


    Biblical scholar's date for rapture: May 21, 2011 - SFGate


    There was more to the article, like how he's been wrong before. Phew!

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    I like how he laughs derisively about fairy tales. Ironic.
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    Angry The end is so very near!

    Well, only 5 days left you guys. Any big party plans?

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