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    Quote Originally Posted by eninn View Post
    A man having intercourse with his wife
    All what he wants

    If the man could not so

    And intercourse should be said that it is the duty of every four months time.

    wut?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Froogy View Post
    wut?
    Ok I translate:
    If the wife wants to be shagged, he has to perform! IF the wife doesn't wanna do fun times, then it is your duty to rape her once every four months.
    Right??

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    Quote Originally Posted by kasippu View Post
    Ok I translate:
    If the wife wants to be shagged, he has to perform! IF the wife doesn't wanna do fun times, then it is your duty to rape her once every four months.
    Right??
    Oh, nono! Wifes wishes have nothing to do with it. HE gets all he wants.
    She gets the 4 month back up plan. His wishes and wants are the only things that matter.
    He might as well be married to a dog, who expresse no opinions and in general obeys commands. Although he might not beat on a dog.
    He is such a coward he fears an intellectual equal and a true partner.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kasippu View Post
    Ok I translate:
    If the wife wants to be shagged, he has to perform! IF the wife doesn't wanna do fun times, then it is your duty to rape her once every four months.
    Right??

    Intercourse between the parties
    Affection, compassion and love
    As desired by the parties

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    Quote Originally Posted by eninn View Post
    Intercourse between the parties
    Affection, compassion and love
    As desired by the parties
    i.e. Fucking.
    Life is short. Break the Rules. Forgive Quickly. Kiss Slowly. Love Truly.
    Laugh Uncontrollably. And never regret ANYTHING that makes you smile.

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    What do you women think you are doing? If I catch you on the internet again I will chop off your hands.
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    Not my dear sister
    Amputation in case of theft
    In Islam
    God says in the Quran
    (38) [As for] the thief, the male and the female, amputate their hands in recompense for what they committed as a deterrent [punishment] from Allah. And Allah is Exalted in Might and Wise.
    (39) But whoever repents after his wrongdoing and reforms, indeed, Allah will turn to him in forgiveness. Indeed, Allah is Forgiving and Merciful.
    (40) Do you not know that to Allah belongs the dominion of the heavens and the earth? He punishes whom He wills and forgives whom He wills, and Allah is over all things competent.

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    Your magic sky wizard is ridiculous.
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    blah blah blah
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    ^^Allah is a huge fan of Spongebob and Patrick!

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    God
    Right
    The Merciful
    Has no father or mother or Wife
    No partner with him in power
    One
    Owner of the heavens and the earth
    Glorify him all creatures
    God
    That does not drink
    That does not sleep
    That does not eat
    God says in the Quran




    (255) Allah – there is no deity except Him, the Ever-Living, the Sustainer of [all] existence. Neither drowsiness overtakes Him nor sleep. To Him belongs whatever is in the heavens and whatever is on the earth. Who is it that can intercede with Him except by His permission? He knows what is [presently] before them and what will be after them, and they encompass not a thing of His knowledge except for what He wills. His Kurs extends over the heavens and the earth, and their preservation tires Him not. And He is the Most High, the Most Great.


    1) Say, "He is Allah , [who is] One
    (2) Allah , the Eternal Refuge
    (3) He neither begets nor is born

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    This is definitely a great way to win converts!

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    Care to tell us why you chose this particular board to attempt to beat us over the head with Allah-isms? We're called "Gossip Rocks", not "God Rocks", or "Atta Boy, Allah". You must be really bored - or really stupid.
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    ^^ I vote B.

    If I had an Allah-given right to vote that is. Afterall, I have ovaries.
    Last edited by CornFlakegrl; May 13th, 2012 at 07:45 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eninn View Post
    Neither drowsiness overtakes Him nor sleep.
    So Allah is a party animal who likes to pull all-nighters? He must be able to get the really good shit if he never sleeps.
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