Make sure to pack in all your fun before May 21, 2011

**buttmunch** · January 3rd, 2010, 07:53 AM

Originally Posted by Brookie

Buy a planner?

Too obvious.

Originally Posted by A*O

Look whenever the end of the world happens it will happen here first as we are several hours ahead of your guys so I'll give you a heads up OK?

Thanks!

Originally Posted by maryk

sweet a few days before my wedding. Is God or this guy trying to tell me something?

**lisalucy69** · January 4th, 2010, 10:48 AM

So when this guy is wrong again, I hope he shuts up and goes away. Completely stupid of anyone who believed him last time still believing him this time. But I guess any of his followers can sign over their savings, possessions, and investments to me the day before since they won't be needing them anyway.

**bellini** · January 4th, 2010, 11:01 AM

I have to get my Rapture Pet Care business going. There's money to be made. All those religious people's pets aren't going to be able to go Heaven with them. It will be us left behind that will have to take care of them.

There are a few business like that already running.

**Sarzy** · January 4th, 2010, 11:04 AM

Originally Posted by DitaPage*

"BULLSHIT" is all I have the energy for.

Couldn't have said it better myself.

**katerpillar** · January 5th, 2010, 03:11 AM

What?! I'll still be a couple of months off of finishing my Masters!

I'm sorry, but the Apocalypse will have to wait.

**buttmunch** · January 7th, 2010, 02:13 PM

Originally Posted by bellini

I have to get my Rapture Pet Care business going. There's money to be made. All those religious people's pets aren't going to be able to go Heaven with them. It will be us left behind that will have to take care of them.

There are a few business like that already running.

Hmmm....not a bad idea at all.

**sluce** · January 13th, 2010, 03:18 PM

I believe the coterie will be airlifted too.

**nana55** · January 14th, 2010, 12:27 AM

Damn, there go my summer vacation plans.

**GaPeach** · January 16th, 2010, 12:55 PM

I don't mind when non believers say "the sky is falling the sky is falling" but when believers say "praise God I hope the sky is falling" it makes them look bad because .......... if you believe you read the Bible, if you read the Bible it's says "it will come like a thief in the night and no one knows when it comes" NO ONE.

Live each day like it might be your last because you never know.. and it makes you appreciate what you have

**Jezi** · January 21st, 2010, 05:09 PM

Eh, I'll just go sit on top of a mountain and ride it out.

**MohandasKGanja** · January 21st, 2010, 05:25 PM

I've actually heard this guy's show -- he sounds like Al Gore on barbiturates.

**greysfang** · January 21st, 2010, 05:48 PM

Oh good, does that mean I can scrap these stupid goddamn wedding plans?

**twitchy2.0** · January 21st, 2010, 07:17 PM

But I just bought forty yards of pastel peach tulle!

**Mercer** · January 21st, 2010, 07:27 PM

Originally Posted by bellini

I have to get my Rapture Pet Care business going. There's money to be made. All those religious people's pets aren't going to be able to go Heaven with them. It will be us left behind that will have to take care of them.

There are a few business like that already running.

I'm officially on it. I see your 2011 and raise you a 2010! People follow my guidance.