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    I work with a woman who is absolutely sure that she will be
    in heaven next week on either June 6th or 7th. She told me
    that the rapture will begin then. She said she knows this from
    research she has done on pentecostal teachings.

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    can i have her TV?
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    Lol, I told that I would let everyone know why she wasn't at work!
    But has anyone heard anybody else mention this?

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    LOL

    so what will she say when she isnt raptured on either of those 2 days

    OOoo i hope as many christians as possible get raptured.. better for them, and better for me
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    I totally wanted to ask her that Grimm, but I just
    started this job, so i thought better of it. She
    was considering time zone changes, that's why it's
    both days.

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    Well hey, I'm about 18 hours ahead of the US so I will be in 6th June before she is. I'll let you know what happens OK? If I don't post after then you'll know something happened. No wait, only 'the saved' will be sucked up into heaven. The rest of us have to stay here and take what's coming to us. Tremble.
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    The things she was telling me were wild
    Like, the new world order people want to
    thin the population down to 500,000. I did
    tell her I thought it would be pretty hard to
    kill over 6 billion people. She said they would
    do it in levels. And that pandemics would take
    most of us out.
    I asked her what they would do
    with all the bodies. She said she has seen pics
    of new world order people posing for pics next
    to these gigantic rows of plastic coffins. I asked her
    why they would bother putting us in coffins of plastic?
    To keep the smell down? She didn't know. I tried not
    to piss her off, but I was very curious about her thinking.
    So I continued on. I told her I thought it would be impossible
    to find enough people to carry out this heinous act. She
    said they are everywhere.
    I would so totally not be going to work at all if I thought
    my last day on earth was in less than a week. But that's me!

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    WTH? I hadn't heard of this--I'm guessing raptured meaning die and
    go to heaven?? So does this count for everyone on earth? I'm too
    lazy to look this up, just thought I'd ask; don't have to answer.

    EDIT: Ouch--I didn't see that last post. Scary... reminds me of that
    2012 end of the world/spiritual awakening thing then?? So I guess
    she's going by the 6-6-06 thing? But wouldn't that be two years
    ago? I also hear they're going to poison our food by 2009 or so...
    and people will be dying from diseases to decrease the population
    count and put the rest of us in concentration camps. So is this tied
    with that or something else? I'm interested in hearing more about it.
    My sis's Bday is actually coming up around that time LOL.

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    It means to be taken up to heaven unscathed before
    the tribulation begins. But there are 4 different views
    about the rapture, She is one who believes it will happen
    before the trib. Here's what wiki says. Apparently no one
    has come to a definite theory. Except this chick I work with.
    Rapture - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

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    Rapture - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

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    Wow, I'm amazed that you stuck around and picked her brain about this. Me, I woulda been like, "See ya, ya fuckin' loon!" as soon as the word "rapture" left her mouth! I just can't deal with religious nuts.

    Of course, now I'm intrigued with what her response will be on June 8th. Do keep us updated!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beeyotch View Post
    Of course, now I'm intrigued with what her response will be on June 8th. Do keep us updated!
    Totally. Maybe she'll move to the next state in shame.

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    She wasn't pissing me off or anything. I have a very curious
    nature and love to talk with people about things. Plus she was
    the one training me, so I really could not have left. I actually
    find it fascinating to hear things like this. Which is why I ran
    home to post this, lol! I did stop at the beer store first though!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sprynkles View Post
    It means to be taken up to heaven unscathed before
    the tribulation begins. But there are 4 different views
    about the rapture, She is one who believes it will happen
    before the trib. Here's what wiki says. Apparently no one
    has come to a definite theory. Except this chick I work with.
    Rapture - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
    Hmm wow. Thanks for the info. I guess I'll believe it when I see it.
    This stuff is fascinating to me but I don't really take any of it
    seriously.

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    Horseshit. As my Dad said; these kind of people have been saying the world is going to end every day since the the 1970's. I think the world is going to end, but I don't put a date to it.

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