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    The Vatican has classified the "attempted ordination" of women as one of the most serious crimes a Catholic priest can commit, putting it on a par with paedophilia, heresy and desecrating the Sacrament.

    Anyone found to be ordaining women will be automatically excommunicated under the new rules.
    The Vatican also announced new laws to tackle paedophilia, doubling the church's statute of limitations to 20 years and allowing bishops to sack priests without having to resort to a full canonical trial.

    Vatican: Female priests as bad as paedophiles - Europe, World - The Independent

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    That's the Vatican. Up to speed and up to date as usual. Mysogynistic? Not in the least. Let's not have women in a position of power; fondling youngsters though? Yep, let's go.
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    When Johnny Ratz goes I hope they elect a Pope that at least knows what century it is.

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    This is one reason I'm no longer Catholic. The Church is retarded.


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    My name is Sprynkles, I haven't been to mass in over 5 years, and I am a recovering Catholic.

    These people are living in the stone age.

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    Are they fucking serious? Who in the hell could actually take anything these tards say to heart?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sprynkles View Post
    My name is Sprynkles, I haven't been to mass in over 5 years, and I am a recovering Catholic.

    These people are living in the stone age.
    We love you Sprynkles!
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    I have come to the conclusion that male dominated organizations and/or institutions are jealous because they don't have their own vagina.

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    Wait, so they think female priests are as bad as pedophilia? Then why aren't there a ton of secret female priests all over the world!? When a congregation finds out about them, they can just be shuffled off to another one! Sounds good to me!!!

    Oh wait, that's not what they meant is it? Fucking Catholicism, fuck you and fuck your face.
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    Quote Originally Posted by crumpet View Post
    We love you Sprynkles!
    Aww, thanks!GR is my church now, lol!

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    Nuns outnumber priests almost 7 to 1, most have impeccable academic credentials, and there's an, almost, universal liberal mindset amongst this sisterhood. I used to work as a housekeeper/janitor in a convent retirement home and always wondered what *they* needed the Vatican for. The sisters were/are fulfilling the social mandate handed down from their prophet, the rest of the hierarchy, isn't (IMO).

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    My name is angelais and I am also a recovering Catholic.


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    The Catholic church needs to own up to their fucked up ways. Ordained women is the most serious crime? I don't even know where to start...


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    Quote Originally Posted by BigBen View Post
    Wait, so they think female priests are as bad as pedophilia? Then why aren't there a ton of secret female priests all over the world!? When a congregation finds out about them, they can just be shuffled off to another one! Sounds good to me!!!

    Oh wait, that's not what they meant is it? Fucking Catholicism, fuck you and fuck your face.
    I was gonna say that you need to take it in context. Since they've already tolerated pedophilia, then maybe this is their way of saying that they're reconsidering female ordination.

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