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    i'd drink too if i taught 7th grade.


    Quote Originally Posted by Waterslide View Post
    I actually thought this was going to be about some hottie 24-year-old teacher when I read the title.
    if it had been a 24 year-old hottie, we never would have heard about it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OrangeSlice View Post
    Actually, as soon as a dumb crime is committed in any of the other 48 states, the incident is hushed up and that person is forcibly moved to Florida permanently. The only state that doesn't is Ohio. They figure if they lost that many people they would lost so many citizens, they wouldn't be able to repave any of their highways.
    Wait a second here!! Pennsylvania doesn't export them either. We just relocate them to the mountains.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OrangeSlice View Post
    Actually, as soon as a dumb crime is committed in any of the other 48 states, the incident is hushed up and that person is forcibly moved to Florida permanently. The only state that doesn't is Ohio. They figure if they lost that many people they would lost so many citizens, they wouldn't be able to repave any of their highways.
    lol. bitch! We can always import from West Virginia!!!!

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