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    Mass hysteria. A Springheel Jack for the Millennial generation.
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    Quote Originally Posted by faithanne View Post
    ^That's really not funny.
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    I got an alert earlier. A child (one town over, same school district) was chased by a clown with a knife while walking to her bus stop this morning. Confirmed by the police department. No other information released. People are flipping out over here.

    I've never liked clowns.

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    ^^ That shit is scary.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SHELLEE View Post
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    I had posted a meme about how one of these clowns is gonna end up getting shot and then they'll be the whole "clownlivesmatter" thing. So I took it down as to not offend anyone.
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    Oh, ok thanks.
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    Clowns on TV & Film etc don't scare me, but Christ if I saw a scary clown in real life I would 100% shit myself. But maybe not as much as today when a spider was in my coat pocket. Fuck me, that's fear.
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    Update: the girl that was supposedly chased by a clown with a knife on her way to the bus stop this morning has been ARRESTED for creating a false public alarm. She has to go before the juvenile court judge and in NJ, her parents can be held financially liable for police response, etc. There was apparently a specific clown threat to another school on social media in the same district and a 12yo girl was also arrested for that. This shit has to stop.

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    Damn kids today! *shakes cane*

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    I don't like clowns. Never have. Even when I was a kid. I always thought it was because they had a creepy smile painted on their face. Just so fake and weird.

    Now, if one of these fuckers messes with me today, I will knock a mother fucker out. I'm in no mood for this shit.

    Seriously though, some dumb ass is going to fuck with the wrong person and end up dead.

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    Step on his big shoe and squeeze his big ass red nose.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KrisNine View Post
    I don't like clowns. Never have. Even when I was a kid. I always thought it was because they had a creepy smile painted on their face. Just so fake and weird.
    I have never liked clowns. Ever. Stephen King's IT was ten times scarier for me because of Pennywise the clown. Unfortunately when I was in my early teens I was BFF with a girl who was given a tacky clown ornament by someone and it started her building a whole damn collection of the things. By the time I stopped having weekend sleepovers because we were drifting apart due to being at different schools she must have had over a hundred of the damn things. She had everything from this type:



    To this type:



    And everything in between. If it had a clown on it, she had to have it. If I could have a time machine I would go back and take a baseball bat to the whole lot.
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    I fucking hate clowns and have since I was a little girl. They freak me out. Starting with the makeup and the painted-on expressions make it impossible to know what they are thinking and feeling. I am pretty sure the first time I saw a clown it was at a circus and the clown interacted with the audience and got on people's faces. That was it for me. I also remember going home and puking up peanuts.

    And that Stephen King book - omg.

    Last night I went to get my hair done in an out of the way small town here in Massachusetts. The salon owner was out of town and the only stylists were there - two 19 year old girls. When I got there the doors were locked and they were hiding in a back room bc they had heard there were 2 clown sightings in their town. They were planning how they could defend themselves with items in the salon - but pointed out that nothing would help bc they had heard that some of the clowns now have guns.

    It was hilarious.
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    ^^ Can of hairspray and a lighter. See how much the creepy fuckers like their red nylon wigs when they are going up in flames thanks to a McGyver style flame thrower.
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