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    I'm sorry this happened.

    Please, please forgive me but I'm a child of pop culture and this is the first thing I thought of. I'm sorry.

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    OMG. I've wanted to kill my neighbors that mow their lawn at 6am on weekends, but I never have (and never will). They are breaking a code in our town, loud work or anything else that makes too much noise during the hours of 10pm to 7 or 8am (I think those are the right hours), but I would just put the pillow over my head and hope it was a quick mow. I have this neighbor catty-cornered across the street who is an odd hour mower/weed whacker. I could totally see him flick on his floodlights all around his house in the dark of night (which literally makes it look like daylight) if it ensured that he'd still have his 100% perfect lawn that he MUST have to continue living life. I swear the guy mows his lawn at least every other day.

    The second article says she was shot and then RUN OVER with her own lawn mower at 9pm, but the police were not called until 11pm. I swear, that's mental issues not just exasperation that got out of control momentarily by the 2nd act of making sure she was finished off by also running her over. Sick fuck. I also had never heard about a suicide vest before, learn something new every day.

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    sick bastard.
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    I think it's more of a smock. disclaimer: I only know this from reading the crime boards, y'all. I remember a discussion about Scott Peterson and someone photoshopped a pic of him wearing one.

    I must say the choice of models for the website (Ferguson Safety Products) was quite inspired. The question remains though, is that dress black and blue or white and gold?

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    Kind of like redneck aliens:
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    Quote Originally Posted by MohandasKGanja View Post
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    Sorry, this story isn't funny. It really isn't, but this has to be done.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Trixie View Post
    I think it's more of a smock. disclaimer: I only know this from reading the crime boards, y'all. I remember a discussion about Scott Peterson and someone photoshopped a pic of him wearing one.

    I must say the choice of models for the website (Ferguson Safety Products) was quite inspired. The question remains though, is that dress black and blue or white and gold?

    omg, that was truly dead on!! It still amazes me how differently people saw that blue/black or white/gold dress. My son and I differed and 'argued' about it for days afterwards.

    I read crime boards (very longtime user of websleuths, although it's been awhile since I've been there) and true crime books as a hobby forever, but I either never saw mention of a suicide vest or was misunderstanding the meaning of one. I've certainly never seen one and had no idea that they were basically a dress from the first picture. They look interesting and now I'm going to have to wiki them. And they look like they stopped at the local psych ward and asked for their craziest looking female and male to model them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nevan View Post
    OMG. I've wanted to kill my neighbors that mow their lawn at 6am on weekends
    They are real assholes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nevan View Post
    I read crime boards (very longtime user of websleuths, although it's been awhile since I've been there) and true crime books as a hobby forever, but I either never saw mention of a suicide vest or was misunderstanding the meaning of one. I've certainly never seen one and had no idea that they were basically a dress from the first picture. They look interesting and now I'm going to have to wiki them. And they look like they stopped at the local psych ward and asked for their craziest looking female and male to model them.
    Yeah, I don't remember what board it was, I used to read at websleuths but after posting a bit and tangling with their nazi mods I avoided the place. Wherever it was, they were calling the garment a "ferguson taco" I think. The photoshopped pic was just memorable I guess. It's pretty ridiculous looking attire. Someone here said alien-wear but it reminds me of John Goodman as Fred Flintstone.
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    My next door neighbour is a teacher and dedicated home DIY fan. Every school holidays he's up at 6am drilling, sawing, mowing, grinding, hammering, riveting, stapling, nail gunning, leaf blowing... It continues all day and well into the night sometimes. Thing is, the house looks like a half built mess. What's he DOING? Of course, if anyone else dares to use a power tool 1 minute before or after the local council curfew for these things (no noise 7pm - 7am) this idiot calls the cops.
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