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    Quote Originally Posted by SHELLEE View Post
    Wait what, how did I miss all these gems?
    Well... if I had to guess, I'd say you're actually a native Floridian!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SHELLEE View Post
    Wait what, how did I miss all these gems?
    Too busy masturbating.

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    It happened AGAIN! Why aren't the women of Florida getting laid properly, Shellee?



    Thursday, June 7th 2012
    Why Was This Florida Beauty Arrested?

    35-year-old Tracy Mabb took this glamour shot after getting arrested in Pompano Beach, FL yesterday and she was put into handcuffs for one of the following reasons:

    1. Falsely impersonating Chris Crocker.
    2. Getting high on bath salts and trying to eat a man's face before realizing she didn't have her dentures on.
    3. She's the Alabama Leprechaun.
    4. She stood on the side of the highway, pulled up her shirt dress and gave the drivers a free "pussy and titty" rub show.

    The answer should be #1, but it's obviously #4. Miss Tracy exposed her all-natural sexiness on the side of the highway and the motorists should've thrown their wallets at her for giving them some real entertainment, but those beauty-hating bitches called the police instead. When the police told her to cover her titties, she responded like the true lady of grace and eloquence she is by shouting, "I don't give a fuck!" The police weren't charmed by that and they arrested her on the spot. Miss Tracy was charged with exposing her goodies and is currently being held on $600 bail.

    So let me get this straight. Florida was going to let OctoMom shake her titties on a stage, but they arrest this modern day crackhead Venus for beautifying the highways with glamour? Oh, Florida...

    via WPTV.com (Thanks to everybody who sent this in)

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    It wasn't me I swear! Although this one is only 2 counties away from me...
    See, Whores, we are good for something. Love, Florida
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    Quote Originally Posted by pinkbunnyslippers View Post
    lmao, poor deranged Florida!

    OMG, I just realized these are 2 different stories! I thought it was all about the same first woman. WTF, FL?
    Gross, put it away. You could dress beautifully but you gotta be Miss Granny Panty Whore.
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