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Reply With QuoteToo busy masturbating.Originally Posted by SHELLEE
Well... if I had to guess, I'd say you're actually a native Floridian!
They're both proud drunks, they're both proud sluts and they're both proud wearers of thirsty weaves. They both probably think that the other one is swallowing up the entire world's supply of vodka, peen and yellow weaves. Michael K (re Brandi & Chelsea)
┌П┐(•_•)┌П┐twitchy molests my signature!
Too busy masturbating.
"Creepy, like when Tom Cruise laughs." - Bloodhound Gang
"They can take our ignorance when they pry it from our cold dead minds." - Stephen Colbert
It happened AGAIN! Why aren't the women of Florida getting laid properly, Shellee?
Thursday, June 7th 2012
Why Was This Florida Beauty Arrested?
35-year-old Tracy Mabb took this glamour shot after getting arrested in Pompano Beach, FL yesterday and she was put into handcuffs for one of the following reasons:
1. Falsely impersonating Chris Crocker.
2. Getting high on bath salts and trying to eat a man's face before realizing she didn't have her dentures on.
3. She's the Alabama Leprechaun.
4. She stood on the side of the highway, pulled up her shirt dress and gave the drivers a free "pussy and titty" rub show.
The answer should be #1, but it's obviously #4. Miss Tracy exposed her all-natural sexiness on the side of the highway and the motorists should've thrown their wallets at her for giving them some real entertainment, but those beauty-hating bitches called the police instead. When the police told her to cover her titties, she responded like the true lady of grace and eloquence she is by shouting, "I don't give a fuck!" The police weren't charmed by that and they arrested her on the spot. Miss Tracy was charged with exposing her goodies and is currently being held on $600 bail.
So let me get this straight. Florida was going to let OctoMom shake her titties on a stage, but they arrest this modern day crackhead Venus for beautifying the highways with glamour? Oh, Florida...
via WPTV.com (Thanks to everybody who sent this in)
Posted by: Michael K
FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej
It wasn't me I swear! Although this one is only 2 counties away from me...
lmao, poor deranged Florida!
OMG, I just realized these are 2 different stories! I thought it was all about the same first woman. WTF, FL?
"And yes, Miraval rosé is best served uncool." ~Michael K
Life is a hell of a thing to happen to a person.
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