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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    Shellee just ain't protesting hard enough.

    So Shellee, did any of the hot police officers give you what you wanted? We need details.


    Did he look like this?


    If doing yourself on the side of the road means this guy shows up, I predict a highway masterbation epidemic.
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    dude's packing.
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    I want that sped up and set to the Benny Hill theme.

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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    Shellee just ain't protesting hard enough.

    So Shellee, did any of the hot police officers give you what you wanted? We need details.


    Did he look like this?


    Nah, unfortunately our cops look more like this:

    See, Whores, we are good for something. Love, Florida
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    Quote Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl View Post
    dude's packing.
    And he's got some motion for my ocean.
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    ...my dream woman apparently lives in Florida....

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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    Shellee just ain't protesting hard enough.

    So Shellee, did any of the hot police officers give you what you wanted? We need details.


    Did he look like this?


    Is that old Eddie Cibrian's personal ad?
    Free Charmed.

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    I can't quit looking at that shit I tell you that man has a hypnotizing dick
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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy2.0 View Post
    Wonder which GR member this is.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    *laughs as shellee shows up*
    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy2.0 View Post
    I guess she got bail.
    Wait what, how did I miss all these gems?
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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    Shellee just ain't protesting hard enough.

    So Shellee, did any of the hot police officers give you what you wanted? We need details.


    Did he look like this?


    Fuck give me some of that!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SHELLEE View Post
    Wait what, how did I miss all these gems?
    What a silly question, you were watching my post's dick like errbody else.
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    She is 35???
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    Happens.

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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    What a silly question, you were watching my post's dick like errbody else.
    I was dickmatized
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    See, Whores, we are good for something. Love, Florida
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