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    According to the Daily Mail he'd not long been released from a psychiatric hospital. Oh dear.
    British woman beheaded in Tenerife with machete | Mail Online

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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy2.0 View Post
    Right. We have one little beheading and you guys can't let go of it. Meanwhile, it happens so often in the US of A that it's hardly even newsworthy.

    Unh huh, and what about the left feets?
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    Those wash ashore from Seattle.
    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

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    Wash uphill? Yeah, right.
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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    Wash uphill? Yeah, right.
    Now,Greys! They could come from Navy Seals doing burials at sea practice.
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    Someone on another website wrote, "I guarantee you, she was writing a check..". .
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    Quote Originally Posted by sputnik View Post
    and serrated. you need serrated to cut through bone.
    Neck issues here. Oh my God. Oh my God. Can't they just whack it off like they would do in an MGM movie or a guillotine? I have read things where the first whack didn't exactly take. Oh, I am such a wussy wimp.

    Did you see Cache with Daniel Auteuil and Juliette Binoche? He cuts someone's carotid artery and I'm still clutching at my neck thinking about it.

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    The knife he used was for finely cutting meat. Ick. He stabbed her neck about 14 times. Well this is a nice thought to go to bed on!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BITTER View Post
    Someone on another website wrote, "I guarantee you, she was writing a check..". .
    God, you do want to kill those people.
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    Quote Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl View Post
    God, you do want to kill those people.
    Oh, I HATE it! When I was in the military, I was forever getting stuck behind a Navy wife holding everyone up while she wrote a check. Lucky for her, we weren't in the Canary Islands.

    But jokes aside, this is fucked up.
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    Damn.

    This is why i never make eye contact with anyone.

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    Don't take long trips on Canadian buses and don't buy chicken pot pie in the Canary Islands. Can't be too careful these days.
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    Or eat pasta on NYC subways.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BITTER View Post
    Oh, I HATE it! When I was in the military, I was forever getting stuck behind a Navy wife holding everyone up while she wrote a check. Lucky for her, we weren't in the Canary Islands.

    But jokes aside, this is fucked up.
    Tonight, I was in Wal-Mart, behind a woman who had rung up two carts of bathroom products, totalling about $610. So, after being stuck behind this person - whose stuff took 10 minutes to ring up, they find out that neither of her credit/debit cards will swipe. They spent about 10 extra minutes futilely working on that. I was a little steamed, but not homicidal.

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