I have the cure for man spreading...a kid. Sit anywhere on public transportation with one of those. People will switch seats to anywhere.
I last manspread on the people mover while shooting graffiti in the D, and my buddy was so medicated from our medibles we gobbled she was man spreading too trying to nap. Ha! Good times, good times. Now that manspreading is on trend I am going to be even more bold in my manspreading. Why should men get all the fun? I can't even believe this is a thing, to be honest. I sympathize with men, their nuts be all squashed up there.
I believe that squashed nuts is a real thing..poor men spreaders,this is discrimination for the hung lads out there.
Was I the only one who thought Man spreading was some new sexually feel up?
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