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    Quote Originally Posted by SHELLEE View Post
    That was my phone!

    And to the rest of you...

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    Peggy stop blaming your phone
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    See, Whores, we are good for something. Love, Florida
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chilly Willy View Post
    Guys, stop posting Florida stories just to make fun of Shellee, please.



    Ok then, this is how Montanans pick up dinner on the way home. I wonder if it requires special front grill equipment, with spikes or the like -

    Montana Roadkill Law Allows Motorists To Eat The Animals They Hit With Cars

    Montana Roadkill Law Allows Motorists To Eat The Animals They Hit With Cars

    Kill it and grill it.
    Montana may now be the ultimate drive-through destination for adventurous foodies thanks to a new law that allows residents to consume any animals they kill.
    The bill, which passed 19-2, allows deer, elk, moose and antelope that have been killed by a car to be harvested for food.
    State Rep. Steve Lavin, who introduced the bill, initially included all animals, but Lavin eliminated sheep, bobcats and bears to offset any financial incentive to intentionally hit them.
    "We have some animals whose parts are worth quite a bit: sheep, bobcats and bears," Lavin told the New York Daily News. "So I reduced the bill down to deer, elk, moose and antelope. The bill is confined to those four animals for that purpose. Their parts aren't worth what sheep or bear parts are worth."
    Lavin, who is also a state trooper, introduced the law because he thought people were missing out on a potential food source.
    "As people know, people hit a lot of animals on roadways, and I mean a ton of them," Lavin said, according to FoxNews.com. "There’s a lot of good meat being wasted out there."
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    Ummm, we call that economizing. That's why Montana was one of 2 states that stayed in the black during the recession. SUCK IT!
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    *runs off to check how high Montana is on the list of rabies cases per state*
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    I wanna know how moose flank tastes with that extra tang of diesel exhaust and motor oil.

    (Wondering if everyone in Montana has an extra freezer for their road kill, too.)
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    How does that work for vegetarians? Are we allowed to drive through cornfields with an empty sack on the front of the car?
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    the bill, initially included all animals, but Lavin eliminated sheep, bobcats and bears to offset any financial incentive to intentionally hit them.
    Speed up, goddammit! That's dinner! Get going!
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    Mmmmmmmmmmm, with maple bacon mustard.
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    Quote Originally Posted by faithanne View Post
    How does that work for vegetarians? Are we allowed to drive through cornfields with an empty sack on the front of the car?
    A little too far north for corn, but feel free to take a go at a wheat field, although I do think that we have the highest per capita of gun ownership in the US (although I do my part to bring down the average)

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    Mmmmmmmmmmm, with maple bacon mustard.
    You will manage tonget that into every thread! Well done.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MontanaMama View Post
    A little too far north for corn, but feel free to take a go at a wheat field, although I do think that we have the highest per capita of gun ownership in the US
    Silly, vegetarians don't eat guns either unless they're made of chickpeas.
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    Well the wheat field owners may try to introduce you to hot lead. I don't think it's very healthy for the body, but that's probably what they'd offer if you try to run down their wheat.
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    So long as no animals were hurt in the production of that lead.
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