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    By First Coast News Staff

    JACKSONVILLE, FL -- Three First Coast students are facing criminal charges after a teacher says they were involved in oral sex in the classroom.

    Christopher Lemay, 18, is accused of paying a 16-year-old-girl to perform the act on another boy at Sandalwood High. Those two are under-age, so First Coast News is not releasing their identities.

    Sandalwood administrators say the act happened under a table in a large class full of students, so the teacher had limited visibility.

    The news is catching even veteran educators by surprise.

    "It is not indicative of any school in Duval County," said Acting Principal Jack Shanklin.

    "I've been in education a long time and I have never seen a situation like this in any educational setting," he said.

    All three students have been assigned to alternative schools.
    Ok, just how large was this class that the teacher didn't notice someone crawl under a table and start humming? And really, what the fuck is going on in the world?
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    I was reminded of this true NYC conversation:

    Asian suit: They were talking about how these 7th grade girls were trading blowjobs for pot.
    White suit: When I was in 7th grade, I didn't even know what pot was, or what blowjobs were. I was too busy playing video games and watching Star Wars.
    Asian suit: I was in SAT prep class.

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    I wonder if it was a suburban or an urban school, because,
    depending on the location of the school, the teacher may have
    given up trying to keep order long ago. (This is hearsay from
    teachers who've taught throughout the U.S.)

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    Nowadays urban schools are no longer the sole province of 7th grade pot smoking whores. If idiot parents at least learned half as much about computers and the internet as what the average grade schooler knows then they'd have an inkling of what their kids were potentially being exposed to.
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    This were doing this shit at my grade school in Chicago. Toughen up, bitches!!!!

    j/k about the toughen up part.

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    Default Re: Students arrested for classroom bj

    Quote Originally Posted by MonkeyMix
    Well, crap.....at least the teacher wasn't involved for once!






    Shit, this happened on a school bus when I was in high school ...... every kid on the bus knew it was happening ..... and I'm sure the bus driver was doing his best to ignore it. Hmmmmmmm ..... now that I think about it, he was shifting gears a lot ....

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    I went on a Baptist/Church of Christ/some hellfire and brimstone christian denom. I can't completely recall church trip when I was 15 with a BF and we played hands under clothes games while we had a blanket draped over us and supposed to be sleeping. And his friend got a handjob from his GF on that same trip. AND two guys got three sheets to the wind in the back seat due to bottles of OJ they were drinking that were about 4/5ths vodka!

    Hey, it was his freaky church not mine...I was raised Catholic with a large dose of rationality added. They were at least wise enough in advance to most our mischeif that they probably would have had girls/boys sit on opposite sides of the bus! The asexual eunuch of a youth counselor that they had probably would have expired from shock to even think we knew about the things we did on that bus, much less that we were little demonseeds enuff to do 'em!
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    Yeah, I know kids get up to all sorts of things...but a blow job in class? Isn't that really pushing the limit?
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    There was a girl in my school that got caught giving a lad a blow job in a cupboard at the back of the classroom. They only got detention though.
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    ^^^Picturing it
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    The worse thing was, I had to be in detention with this girl because I talked during an test. Can you believe I got the same sentence as someone who was caught sucking someone off in a cupboard???
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    I never indulged in any shenanigans like this in high school. I was too busy sneaking off to get stoned.
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    Nah, the only guys I was interested in were not all that interested in me. I blossomed a bit late and then, well, they were certainly regreting thier coolness towards me! But the pot parties in the forest sure were fun!
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