In the same spirit of stupidity that lead to the cheese squeezing domestic violence arrest here's what's happening in the world of ice cold onion rings. Some people are too stupid to keep living and should be sterilized.
Onion ring emergency
A Houma woman was so angry that cold food was served to her at a Thibodaux restaurant Wednesday night that she called 911, police said.
Officers arrived at Malt-N-Burger on Canal Boulevard about 8:30 p.m., where they found Sharita Williams, 30, fuming because her onion rings were cold, according to a Thibodaux Police report.
Williams told police the food was cold when she received it and the attendant refused to replace it with a new order, the report says.
At that point, Williams, of 132 Senator Circle, dialed 911.
She was arrested and issued a summons for misuse of the 911 system. She was released and given a December court date.