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    In the same spirit of stupidity that lead to the cheese squeezing domestic violence arrest here's what's happening in the world of ice cold onion rings. Some people are too stupid to keep living and should be sterilized.

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    A Houma woman was so angry that cold food was served to her at a Thibodaux restaurant Wednesday night that she called 911, police said.

    Officers arrived at Malt-N-Burger on Canal Boulevard about 8:30 p.m., where they found Sharita Williams, 30, fuming because her onion rings were cold, according to a Thibodaux Police report.

    Williams told police the food was cold when she received it and the attendant refused to replace it with a new order, the report says.

    At that point, Williams, of 132 Senator Circle, dialed 911.

    She was arrested and issued a summons for misuse of the 911 system. She was released and given a December court date.

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    Ok. It's really official now. People are completely stupid and the world has gone mad. Does anyone at all know how to deal with the every day irritations of life without going completely off the deep end? Guess what, lady? Take your rucking onion rings, stick them straight up your bottom and when you pull them out, they'll be warm. For fuck's sake.
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    She could have just asked that the staff throw em in the microwave.

    I'm surprised she didn't call her lawyer after she dialed 911, to sue the restaurant.
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    Sharita Williams - that name says it all, no explanation or pics needed...

    -oh and yes she will be suing next, o yes, im sure she'll be suing, i know her type
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    Quote Originally Posted by AliceInWonderland View Post
    Sharita Williams - that name says it all, no explanation or pics needed...
    It's like Chris Rock said: There's black folks, and then there's...

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    So this is Sharita's 15 minutes of fame. Wow, she's going to leave such a legacy as being the woman who's too stupid to live.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WickedHo View Post
    It's like Chris Rock said: There's black folks, and then there's...
    omg i kno, my grandma's husband says the same damn thing

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    Quote Originally Posted by AliceInWonderland View Post
    Sharita Williams - that name says it all, no explanation or pics needed...
    You wanna clarify that statement?
    Im ashamed to say what I did for a klondike bar...

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    ^^ Do you want us to clarify that statement?

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    YEa...I mean if she were name Rebecca or Susan, would someone still would have made that statement?
    Im ashamed to say what I did for a klondike bar...

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    http://66.102.7.104/search?q=cache:Y...k+people&hl=en

    yeah well I grew up in Oregon so I kno those "types" of white people too; they're called white/trailer trash and they're just as bad or maybe worse cause they're white and have no excuse to act like that since they're already way ahead of the game in this country thanks to their skin color.
    *cough* Kevin Federline *cough* is a good example
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    Quote Originally Posted by FierceKiten View Post
    YEa...I mean if she were name Rebecca or Susan, would someone still would have made that statement?
    No. A different statement would have been made, I'm sure. And I'm also sure there are Rebeccas and Susans that have behaved just as stupidly as the Sharitas.

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