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    You know if I lived in South Carolina I'd be pissed right now that my tax dollars were being used to prosecute this, uh, 'crime' Mr. Gator and I have done/said worse things to each other while playing Monopoly.

    Posted on Mon, Nov. 14, 2005

    Midlands Most Wanted

    Each Monday, The State will run information on a suspect wanted by authorities. Since the feature began in February 2004, 29 suspects have been taken into police custody.

    RODNEY DANE HIGGINBOTHAM

    • DATE OF BIRTH: July 29, 1965

    • DESCRIPTION: 6 feet 1 inch, 165 pounds, brown hair and hazel eyes

    • WANTED BY: Lexington County Sheriff’s Department

    • CHARGES: Third-offense criminal domestic violence

    • LAST KNOWN ADDRESS: 232 Stagecoach Road, Gaston

    • ALLEGED CRIME: Police said Higginbotham argued with his wife because she had not cooked anything. When she began cooking, he started making spaghetti while eating crackers and squeeze cheese. They argued, and he squeezed cheese on the kitchen floor. She squeezed the cheese on his truck, and he squeezed the cheese in her hair before fleeing in his truck. His wife said she washed her hair before the officer arrived to take her complaint.

    • IF YOU SEE HIM: Call the Lexington County Sheriff’s Department at (803) 785-8230 or Crime Stoppers at (888) 559-TIPS.

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    Talk about a slow day in South Carolina! Idiots all around on this one. The wife, cops and DA all need to be repeatedly bitch slapped for taking all of this seriously. Run, Rodney, Run! There's plenty of other states that will let you squeeze the cheese!

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    Default Re: Illegal Cheese Squeezing

    he's a skinny dude isn't he?

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    I think I spotted him on my way home from work ....... had a shitload of rats trailin' him.

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    Squirting cheese on your wife is domestic violence? Are they kidding?

    I should have called the police that time my little brother dumped a salad on me. Sibling abuse!!!

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    This story made me laugh on a day when I needed a good laugh. Thanks to Gator, and stupid people everywhere!

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    I thought the article was about farting. You know, who squeezed the cheese? God, my sense of humor is infantile.

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    LOL^

    I'm totally going to start saying "squeezed the cheese" from now on.

    "Did you just squeeze the cheese?"

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    Default Re: Illegal Cheese Squeezing

    Around here it's "Aw, who cut the cheese?" I like squeeze better.

    And I was thinking the thread was about someone literally sqeezing a hunk of cheeze, like to get juice out of it or something.
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