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    Default FL Man Arrested for Being Naked and Molly'd Up In Model Home

    FL Man Found Naked in Model Home Doesn’t Remember How He Got There

    http://blacksportsonline.com/home/20...-he-got-there/
    February 24, 2016




    They could have given him a shirt.

    He looks high out of his mind.

    Cecil Warner, 25, was arrested for burglary and indecent exposure in the 13000 block of Perchora Court, said police.

    JSO says officers were dispatched to an indecent exposure in the area.

    Warner had entered an unlocked and unoccupied model home in the area and took off his clothing inside the home, said officials. He then left his clothing in the home and proceeded to walk into the street naked, according to the police report.


    Warner then raided the pantry and brought some of the fake food boxes to a bench outside the home. He then walked to a fully-furnished model home and damaged the property, according to JSO.


    Warner gave the police some fake names and said he did not remember doing the things they were accusing him of.

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    JACKSONVILLE, Fla. -- The Jacksonville Sheriff's Office has identified a suspect found naked in a model home on the city's Southside.

    Cecil Warner, 25, was arrested for burglary and indecent exposure in the 13000 block of Perchora Court, said police.

    JSO says officers were dispatched to an indecent exposure in the area.

    Warner had entered an unlocked and unoccupied model home in the area and took off his clothing inside the home, said officials. He then left his clothing in the home and proceeded to walk into the street naked, according to the police report.
    Warner then raided the pantry and brought some of the fake food boxes to a bench outside the home. He then walked to a fully-furnished model home and damaged the property, according to JSO.

    Police located Warner, who was completely exposed through a model home window. When officers entered the home, he locked himself in the bathroom. He eventually left the bathroom and was taken into custody without incident, according to police.

    The suspect did not have any identification but gave the names "Chance, Cecil, Randolph and Three" to officers and claimed to always used fake names, said officials.

    Warner also admitted to taking more than 10 MDMA pills Monday morning, according to a police report.

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    The suspect did not have any identification but gave the names "Chance, Cecil, Randolph and Three" to officers
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