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    Default CO Man Arrested for Showing his Twig and Berries in Florida

    POLICE BLOTTER: Man offends restaurant patron with short shorts



    Posted Jan. 14, 2016 at 5:00 AM

    FORT WALTON BEACH - A 66-year-old Colorado man caused a stir at a local restaurant when he exposed his testicle and then refused to cover it up.

    The man was sitting on a bar stool at the restaurant then known as Mango's when his testicle became visible.

    A woman spoke to the manager, asking him to address the issue.

    The manager approached the man and asked him to cover himself. He also identified the woman who made the complaint.

    After he walked away, the suspect spread his legs apart, exposing more of his genitalia and pointed with his middle finger, according to his Fort Walton Beach Police Department arrest report.

    The woman approached him and told him he was a "real (expletive), to which the man replied, "How did you know I had a great (expletive)?"

    She was repulsed and poured her wine on him, according to his arrest report.

    Several others approached the man and asked him to put his private parts back in his pants. He laughed and ignored them, the report said.

    Officers arrived and determined he was wearing very short shorts. The exposure was captured on restaurant video surveillance tape.

    He was charged with disorderly intoxication and indecent exposure.


    POLICE BLOTTER: Man offends restaurant patron with short shorts - News - Northwest Florida Daily News - Fort Walton Beach, FL


    I hope her pearls survived such a distasteful incident. Sorry, but no pics with the article, whoars.
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    Why am I laughing? :

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    I guess the good news is that Richard Simmons is finally out and about.
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    Don't need to see pics.
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    Thank god that police force was trained in how to identify short shorts. This case may have never been solved.
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    What is the pic? Can't see it.
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    Meryl doesn't even try anymore. She just calls Lanvin and asks for curtains with a belt.~Bitter
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    The woman approached him and told him he was a "real (expletive), to which the man replied, "How did you know I had a great (expletive)?"
    She was repulsed and poured her wine on him, according to his arrest report.
    this reads like a comedy scene.
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    ^my question is, why waste the wine?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CornFlakegrl View Post
    Thank god that police force was trained in how to identify short shorts. This case may have never been solved.
    It's a new, Florida-specific course. There's a hands-on final.
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    I'm almost positive I posted this before, but it's always good for a laugh or a quick ewwwww. When I was living in Miami Beach, this older man with stick legs, a belly that looked like he was gestating a baby elephant, and skin the color and texture of a orange/tan handbag walked past me on the beach wearing a small pouch that was supposed to be covering his frank and beans. Apparently, there was only room for the frank in the pouch, which left the beans flailing in the wind. It was one of the most disturbing things I have ever seen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KrisNine View Post
    I'm almost positive I posted this before, but it's always good for a laugh or a quick ewwwww. When I was living in Miami Beach, this older man with stick legs, a belly that looked like he was gestating a baby elephant, and skin the color and texture of a orange/tan handbag walked past me on the beach wearing a small pouch that was supposed to be covering his frank and beans. Apparently, there was only room for the frank in the pouch, which left the beans flailing in the wind. It was one of the most disturbing things I have ever seen.
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