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Thread: Woman on meth rides motorized cart through Walmart while drinking wine, and eating

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    Default Woman on meth rides motorized cart through Walmart while drinking wine, and eating

    LECANTO, Fla. --
    A Florida woman has been accused of taking methamphetamine and driving a motorized shopping cart through a Wal-Mart while drinking wine and eating sushi and cinnamon rolls.

    According to a Citrus County Sheriff's Office arrest report, security officer Robert Gross observed 25-year-old Josseleen E. Lopez consuming $32.36 worth of food and wine inside the Lecanto store.




    Gross says he watched Lopez open some sushi, eat a piece and then put it back on the shelf. He says Lopez did the same thing with a package of mini muffins and cinnamon rolls. He says Lopez also ate most of a rotisserie chicken.

    Lopez told authorities she was homeless and hungry and had just injected herself with methamphetamine.

    She was arrested on charges of retail petit theft and possession of drug paraphernalia.
    http://6abc.com/news/police-woman-on...ating/1138271/
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    She might be crazy, but I can tell by the mug shot she was probably the best dressed person there.

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    Oh Florida you never fail to make me laugh ....

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    Josseleen
    i mean....
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    She's 25? She looks 12!
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    Josseleen



    ^^^^I wonder if her mom's name is Jolene?



    *sings the song*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Serendipity View Post
    She's 25? She looks 12!
    If she stays on meth, she will look 25 real soon. Her looks may even jump past 25, and go straight to Medicare.
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    It wasn't me this time, shellee.

    Btw, the thread title should properly be Florida Woman...
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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    It wasn't me this time, shellee.

    Btw, the thread title should properly be Florida Woman...

    It did mention Florida in the title, but I took it out because the title was cut off, so I shortened it.

    This is what it said:
    Police: Woman on meth rides motorized cart through Florida Walmart while drinking wine, eating
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    Sad thing is this is a common occurrence where I work. See them all the time. And the worse ones try to get you fired because they are high as kites.

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    Why is sushi on a shelf? That's what disturbed me the most
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    The pre made sushi that made with crab with a K ^
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    florida, officer gross, wal-mart, meth and cinnamon rolls - this article of full of win.
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