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    Woman puts ketchup on naked body at Miami Beach Johnny Rockets, police say

    Angelic Valle, 23, arrested on lewd and lascivious charges

    Author: Amanda Batchelor, Senior Digital Editor, abatchelor@local10.com

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    MIAMI BEACH, Fla. - A 23-year-old woman is facing lewd and lascivious conduct charges after pouring ketchup on her naked body at a Miami Beach Johnny Rockets restaurant.

    The incident was reported Oct. 9 at the restaurant at 728 Ocean Drive.

    Video of the incident was posted on social media, and a be-on-the-lookout was issued for the woman's arrest. Miami Beach police arrested Angelic Isabella Valle on Thursday on charges of lewd and lascivious behavior, incite to riot, indecent exposure and disorderly conduct.







    According to an incident report, Valle walked to the second floor of the building and began spitting down. Police said she came down the stairs topless and began turning over tables and chairs.

    A witness said Valle's eyes were open wide, and she was laughing and breathing heavy.

    According to police, Valle placed a steel chair leg into her buttocks while a group of men surrounded her inside the restaurant. They said other customers ran off.

    Police said the crowd inside became so large that it was difficult for anyone to come inside.

    Valle is also accused of charging at several men in the crowd and taking off the lower part of her bikini. Police said she laid naked on a table and poured ketchup on herself while dancing.

    A witness told Valle that the cops were coming and she grabbed a towel and left, telling the crowd, "Look me up on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook," police said. She later came back with clothes on for her shoes and bag but left again before officers arrived.

    According to the report, Valle caused $420 in damage at the restaurant by breaking two tables and two glasses.

    Valle posted the following message on her Facebook page Thursday afternoon: "Ya'll saw a Jamaican woman. Listen to Vybz Kartel and he'll explain why I did what I did."

    Kartel is a Jamaican reggae artist who is serving a life sentence for murder.

    Police are still searching for a man involved in the incident, who is believed to be in his 20s. He is also wanted on lewd and lascivious charges, but it's unclear what role he had in the incident.

    Anyone with information about his whereabouts is asked to call Miami-Dade Crime Stoppers at 305-471-TIPS.



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    Not one man who witnessed this believed it was lewd or lascivious.

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    Shit, this is just as bad. I thought her name said Angelica

    Angelic Isabella Valle

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    "Johnny Rockets - Come for the burgers, stay for the ketchup show."
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    Look at the men just grinning from ear to ear.
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    BTW the thread title is the bomb. And you weren't even trying.
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    FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej

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    I just KNOW that you spend your time searching the whole internetz just to find Florida stories.
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    No I don't, I follow an account that posts weird Florida news. You're welcome to try to find one for Kansas...
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    Quote Originally Posted by CornFlakegrl View Post
    Look at the men just grinning from ear to ear.
    She does have a pretty nice bod.
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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    No I don't, I follow an account that posts weird Florida news. You're welcome to try to find one for Kansas...

    There's a couple of DJ's on a local radio station who have a segment on weird news, a lot of which are from Florida; they refer to FL as "Flori-duh!"...

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