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    Default Woman Arrested After Having Sex with Unconscious Man in Virginia Parking Lot

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    Woman Caught Having Sex With Unconscious Man in the Middle of the Day in Parking Lot

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    Published on Sep 10, 2015
    36-year-old Kimberly Jackson was arrested and charged with being drunk in public after police said she was caught having sex with an unconscious man (her boyfriend) in a parking lot of a Norfolk, Virginia strip mall on Tuesday. When police arrived on the scene, they found the couple and determined the man was unconscious and unresponsive. He was taken to the hospital for treatment. Kimberly attributes her behavior to being drunk and her boyfriend doesn't plan to press charges against her.



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    http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crim...icle-1.2357532

    Virginia woman busted for having sex with unconscious boyfriend in middle of parking lot, says alcohol put her in the mood

    BY David Boroff
    NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
    Friday, September 11, 2015, 5:18 PM

    There's "spontaneous," and then there's ridiculous.
    A Virginia woman was busted for having sex with her unconscious boyfriend in the middle of a parking lot in broad daylight — and he was totally cool with it.


    Norfolk Police
    Virginia woman Kimberly Jackson was charged for being drunk in public.

    Kimberly Jackson was charged for being drunk in public and said it was the alcohol that got her in the mood for sex, News Channel 3 reported.
    When cops arrived to the Norfolk parking lot, her beau Earl Palmer was unresponsive, the station reported. He had been drinking as well, he told the station.
    Jackson, 36, told News Channel 3 that she's "not into erotic public sex or anything like that," but said the booze put her in the mood.
    "I'm here trying to clear her name and let them know I consented to that, I just didn't finish the job as you could say," Palmer told News Channel 3. "Everyone wants to do something spontaneous. I'm not being disrespectful to you. Have you ever done anything spontaneous?"
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    Kimberly Jackson and Earl Palmer had sex in a parking lot in the middle of the day — while Palmer was unconscious.
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    Well, LOOK at her - you'd have to be unconscious to bone her to avoid the heaves. Not that he's a prize either.
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    how could he get it up if he was passed out?
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    Quote Originally Posted by effie2 View Post
    how could he get it up if he was passed out?
    Because he's Superman!

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    Her eyebrows are the most shocking part of the story.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sputnik View Post
    Her eyebrows are the most shocking part of the story.
    They look like the kind of brackets you see in calculus and physics equations.

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    Wasn't she technically sexually assaulting him, as he was passed out and unable to consent? Or would he have to press charges for her to be charged with that specific crime?
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    In the name of sexual spontaneity, I'm going to have sex in the produce aisle of my local Kroger. All those phallic fruits and veggies make me randy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Moongirl View Post
    Wasn't she technically sexually assaulting him, as he was passed out and unable to consent? Or would he have to press charges for her to be charged with that specific crime?
    She could've been facing more charges but her boyfriend said he's not filing any because he gave consent. I guess right before he passed out he said she can pull down his pants and mount him while he sleeps in the parking lot.

    It's hilarious how the boyfriend's defending her. He asking the reporter, "Haven't you ever been spontaneous?" She's like, "not THAT spontaneous."
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    I can't believe the local news reported on it. All three anchors introduced the story (in very serious anchor voices), they had a reporter on the scene and they interviewed the perp. Like this was some major breaking crime story. What a cheap way to get ratings.
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    Seriously, think she's still drunk during the interview, she could barely get a sentence out.
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    yeah she's still buzzin
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    Quote Originally Posted by sputnik View Post
    Her eyebrows are the most shocking part of the story.
    'Round these parts they call those methbrows.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Clubber Lang View Post
    'Round these parts they call those methbrows.
    'Round these parts, too.

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