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    A routine traffic stop in Waco, Texas, resulted in police officers finding drugs in the vehicle and a loaded gun in a woman’s vagina. Waco police officers had initially pulled over a 1998 Toyota SUV in the city’s north side on Monday night, information released by Waco Police revealed.

    It was during that traffic stop that authorities found 2.7 grams of methamphetamine under the driver’s seat. Officers arrested 30-year-old Gabriel Garcia who had been driving the truck. The traffic stop was made near West Elementary School.

    Authorities found a second drug stash in the purse of 31-year-old Ashley Cecilia Castaneda. In her purse police found a set of scales as well as 29.5 grams of methamphetamine.

    During their transport to the municipal jail, Castaneda told authorities that she had a loaded weapon in her vagina. Police stopped and retrieved a loaded Smith and Wesson .22 caliber handgun hidden inside the woman. The pistol was fully loaded, including a round in the chamber. Authorities did not indicate if the gun’s safety device was engaged.

    The handgun is a Smith and Wesson Escort. The .22 caliber pocket pistol entered the market in May of 1970, according to the gun history website, UnblinkingEye.com. The magazine has a capacity of five rounds. With an additional round in the chamber, Castaneda would have been carrying six rounds.

    Both Garcia and Castaneda were charged with possession of a controlled substance in a drug free zone because the arrest took place near a school. Castaneda was also slapped with charge of unlawfully carrying a weapon. Bond for Garcia was set at $10,000 while bond for Castaneda was set at $31,000.

    The firearm and the drugs were seized as evidence.
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    This shit always boggles my mind. How do you fit a gun in your hooha? How do you even know it will fit? Doesn't that shit hurt when you're walking around?
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    My browser cut the title off at Loaded Gun Found in Texas Woman's. My mind automatically filled in the word vagina without even clicking on it. That's how I know I hang around GR too much.
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    wtf
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    I mean if you're going to go that far, why not shove the few grams of meth up there too?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Clubber Lang View Post
    I mean if you're going to go that far, why not shove the few grams of meth up there too?
    No, that might be dangerous.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OrangeSlice View Post
    My browser cut the title off at Loaded Gun Found in Texas Woman's. My mind automatically filled in the word vagina without even clicking on it. That's how I know I hang around GR too much.
    My browser cut it off too, and I told my mind, now hush up, we are going to wait for the link to load and see just where the hell the gun was hidden.....and before it did my mind screamed JIIIIINNNNAAAAAAA....
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