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Thread: Counterfeiter Blames Obama

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    Default Counterfeiter Blames Obama

    Woman Tells Police Obama Legalized Counterfeiting

    The Huffington Post | By David MoyeEmail


    Posted: 07/15/2015 11:17 am EDT Updated: 07/15/2015 11:59 am EDT






    When Pamela Downs was arrested for allegedly trying to pass counterfeit money, she supposedly gave the cops what she thought was a reasonable explanation: Obama made it legal.

    Downs, 45, was arrested after an incident Sunday night when she allegedly gave a gas station employee in Kingsport, Tennessee, a suspicious-looking $5 bill.

    The arresting officer noted that the curious currency appeared to have been printed on a home printer with two sides glued together, according to RawStory.com.

    According to police, Downs said she had received the counterfeit cash from a gas station but never inspected it. After she consented to a search of her purse, the officer said he found a fake $100 bill printed in black and white. The back of the bill was upside down, according to the Kingsport Times-News.

    The police allegedly found receipts from Walmart for a printer and copy paper. At that point, Downs was arrested and charged with counterfeiting, according to the paper.

    Officers said when Downs was at the jail, she said that she had read online about a law that allowed people on fixed incomes to print their own money.

    “I don’t give a ****, all these other b****** get to print money, so I can too,” she allegedly told police, according to CBS Washington.

    Downs was apparently referring to a 2009 article entitled "Obama Wants Citizens to Print Their Own Money" from The Skunk, a news parody website that provides "Tasteless American Satire For The Ill-Informed."

    Officers who searched Downs' home said they found counterfeit bills totaling between $30,000 to $50,000.

    Downs is being held at the Sullivan County Jail, with a court date on Thursday.

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    $5 says that her sister-auntie had to read the article to her.
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    Obama said we can't use the money until after we get to the FEMA camps once Jade Helm is over.
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    The arresting officer noted that the curious currency appeared to have been printed on a home printer with two sides glued together, according to RawStory.com.

    the officer said he found a fake $100 bill printed in black and white. The back of the bill was upside down, according to the Kingsport Times-News.

    Officers said when Downs was at the jail, she said that she had read online about a law that allowed people on fixed incomes to print their own money.

    Downs was apparently referring to a 2009 article entitled "Obama Wants Citizens to Print Their Own Money" from The Skunk, a news parody website that provides "Tasteless American Satire For The Ill-Informed."


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    From the looks of that picture, he also legalized meth.

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    Looks more like inbreeding than meth to me...still illegal though.
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    I'm still laughing at this story. Suspicious looking bill? Do ya think? I know ignorance is not an excused by law, but she probably really did believe what she read on that satirical website. It's somewhat more doubtful that she could really believe a black and white copy with one side glued upside down to the other would fool anyone. Poor, stupid accidental criminal.

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    It's quite sad really how stupid some people are.
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    She is kinda dopey looking but if she really thought it was legal, why did she try to lie about where the money came from in the first place?
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    My aunt was once very angry and very upset because someone told her that Obama was outlawing assistant managers, she went off for months about how "fucking Obama" was going to outlaw her job... Some people, the stupidity is astounding.

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    People this dumb can vote.

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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy2.0 View Post
    People this dumb can vote.
    Man, you really know how to change the mood from hilarity to terror fast.
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    ..and they can serve on juries.

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