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Thread: Teen May Get 2 Years For Pic Of Fake Oral Sex With Jesus (PHOTO)

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    So proud to be from PA. Hahahahahahaha

    Teen May Get 2 Years For Pic Of Fake Oral Sex With Jesus (PHOTO)

    Will this boy get punished for coming to Jesus?

    A Pennsylvania teen may face up to two years behind bars for allegedly taking a photo of himself simulating oral sex with a statue of Jesus, Kron 4 reports.

    The photo was taken in front of Love in the Name of Christ, a Christian organization in Everett, Pennsylvania, and posted on Facebook back in July.

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    On Tuesday, the 14-year-old — whose name has not been released by police — was charged with desecration of a venerated object, the Smoking Gun reported. If convicted, he could wind up spending two years in a juvenile jail, according to Kron 4.

    “Desecration” is defined in Pennsylvania as ““Defacing, damaging, polluting or otherwise, physically mistreating in a way that the actor knows will outrage the sensibilities of persons likely to observe or discover the action.”

    Patheos.com notes that in Pennsylvania, a vandalism charge usually carries a maximum penalty of only one year in jail. JT Eberhard writes:

    So let’s say an adult (subject to harsher penalties than minors) elected to spray paint “Jesus loves dicks” on the side of this boy’s school. That guy, at most (and the “at most” comes in to play for people with previous criminal records, which this boy doesn’t have), would serve a year in jail – and that’s assuming the cost of having the wall re-painted exceeds $150, otherwise the penalty would be less.

    But a 14 year-old does something stupid that causes literally zero property damage and he could face two years in juvenile jail because it’s a “venerated object”? That’s insane. That’s really ludicrous.

    The teen's original Facebook post garnered 124 Facebook comments, ranging from “Amazing” and “this is heaven” to “this is repulsive, even if you don’t believe you could at least have respect for those who do and those who ARE going to Heaven…you discusting [sic], disturbed, disrespectful little punk ass bitch.”

    A spokesperson for Love in the Name of Christ told Raw Story that the ministry did not ask police to press charges.

    CORRECTION: A previous version of this article incorrectly stated that the statue is located in a park. The statue sits in front of Love In the Name of Christ, a Christian organization in Everett, Pennsylvania.
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    Sorry but that's funny. Go ahead and crucify me.
    Seriously, it's highly doubtful that he will do any time for this. Well at least here he wouldn't. Community service, letter if apology and such.
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    Well, at the very least I hope this scared the bejesus out of him.

    But jail time seems a bit harsh. He didn't actually damage the statue.
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    It's not nice, but it is hilarious and so typical of a kid his age. I like that the church is not making a big stink over it.

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    That is fucking hilarious, and you know somebody pulls that stunt on a weekly basis.
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    Can't wait until all the Christmas mangers come out.
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    Yeah, good idea to take a 14 year old kid and throw him in juvie for something like this.

    But the kid who suffered from "affluenza" got what, rehab, for killing four people?
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    Oh come on, make the dumb kid take care of the church's lawn for two years and call it a day.
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    i think it's hysterical.
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    You can beat the shit out of your wife in an elevator if you are famous, kill your kid if you are called Casey, shoot a black man in the face if you are police, but if you are a twelve year old brad, you better not pose for stupid pictures or it is your ass in jail? Nice.
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    REVEALED: DA prosecuting kid for raunchy Jesus photo prank committed adultery, is a porn fan

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    Bedford County DA Bill Higgins [Bill Higgins YouTube channel]


    The Pennsylvania attorney who is prosecuting a 14-year-old boy for simulating oral sex with a statue of Jesus posted porn-related material online and has used his office to conduct an extramarital affair that resulted in criminal charges against him, the Friendly Atheist reported.

    Less than a month before pursuing charges against the teen, Bedford County District Attorney Bill Higgins posted a link to this interview between radio host Howard Stern and porn actor Nick Manning in which Manning discusses his frequent use of the phrase “droppin’ loads” during his scenes. The video was also highlighted on Higgins’ personal YouTube account:

    I liked a @YouTube video Howard Stern - Dropping Loads with Nick Manning - YouTube Howard Stern – Dropping Loads with Nick Manning

    — Bill Higgins, Jr. (@BillHigg) August 16, 2014
    Last week, Higgins invoked a “rarely used” law dating back to 1972 to charge the boy, saying that the “troubled young man” offended community morals with his display in front of a church in Everett, Pennsylvania. The teen faces up to two years in prison.

    “His actions constitute a violation of the law, and he will be prosecuted accordingly,” he was quoted as saying. “If that tends to upset the ‘anti-Christian, ban-school-prayer, war-on-Christmas, oppose-display-of-Ten-Commandments’ crowd, I make no apologies.”

    The American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) of Pennsylvania said on its Facebook page that it is “looking into” the case.

    Six years ago, Higgins admitted to having extramarital sex in his local courthouse office with a woman following a meeting of the Bedford County Republicans. At the time, Higgins was the organization’s vice-chair. The woman later sued him, accusing him of sexual assault, but the charges were later dropped.

    source: REVEALED: DA prosecuting kid for raunchy Jesus photo prank committed adultery, is a porn fan
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    ^^Of course.

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