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    A Tampa man was arrested early Wednesday, accused of committing a sex act with a pit bull in his yard as shocked neighbors pleaded with him to stop.
    Bernard Marsonek, 57, of 8125 N. Marks St., faces charges of aggravated animal cruelty, two counts of being a felon in possesion of a firearm, all felonies; and a misdemeanor count of sexual activity involving animals.
    Officers said they were flagged down by witnesses, who observed Marsonek with the dog. Officers were met by residents disturbed by the activity, police said. Several witnesses stated they yelled at Marsonek to stop but were ignored by the neighbor, police said.
    The officers found Marsonek inside his house and interviewed him.
    Hillsborough County Animal Services responded to the scene and executed a search warrant at the home. Police said a gun and ammunition were seized during the search.
    Animal Services investigators took custody of eight large pit bulls on the property, police said.

    Police: Man has sex with dog as shocked neighbors watch



    The man in question.

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    If ever a booking photo went perfectly with a headline, this is the textbook example.

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    Florida.
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    WHY do I click on this shit??????
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    Too bad this pit bull didn't make good on what they're infamous for. I wouldn't have blamed the poor creature for taking a hunk out of this asshole.
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    ^^^

    seriously.
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    i thought Marty Feldman was dead.
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    I had a Feldman flashback, too. Or maybe a young Don Calfa.

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    How horny and desperate do ya have to be? Oh yeah....look at him....the poor dog is probably embarrassed.
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    This is one of those situations where taking out a gun and shooting someone wouldn't be such a bad thing.
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    I got...nothing.
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    ^^ but the expression on your avatar says all that needs to be said.
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    Gross. Poor dog. How is this even done? Does he pick the dog up? Is he down on his knees? Missionary style? I can't even picture it. Thankfully.

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    I could google that for you but it's not the sort of thing I want in my search history.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BBDSP View Post
    This is one of those situations where taking out a gun and shooting someone wouldn't be such a bad thing.
    Yes,I would! Then say "But,Your Honor,I was trying to shoot the dog to put her out of her misery and he got in the way."
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