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    Default Titty time! Or, just another day in Florida.

    Ronda Beckman arrested for indecent exposure: 'It's (mammary glands) time, I'll take everything off'










    FORT PIERCE, Fla. - A woman arrested after apparently refusing to put on her shirt while on the dance floor did not go to jail quietly.

    "It's (mammary glands) time, I'll take everything off. I am getting arrested for indecent exposure! I'll give you something to look at baby!" the woman is quoted as hollering. "I'll take everything off! Oh, yes, baby I'll take it all off OK."

    The reported bared breast brouhaha that got Ronda Beckman busted played out Aug. 2 at Captain Jax Sandbar and Grill on North Second Street in Fort Pierce, according to a recently released report.

    The manager told Fort Pierce police that Beckman, 46, was removing her shirt while intoxicated on the dance floor. The manager said Beckman rejected a request to put on her shirt and left.

    Two officers found Beckman, and a third officer noted her breasts were exposed.

    One officer said Beckman called him "a piece of (poop)" and an "(anus)."

    While breast exposing women exclaiming, "It's (mammary glands) time," might be frowned upon at mainstream restaurants, other venues likely would celebrate the statement.

    In the patois of the street, those establishments are known as "(mammary gland) bars" or "strip clubs" and feature nude or scantily clad women engaging in sensual and/or erotic dances in exchange for monetary compensation.

    Beckman was arrested on charges including indecent exposure, lewd lascivious behavior and disorderly intoxication.

    Beckman was put in a patrol vehicle where she is quoted as screaming, "You (fornicating) (call girl), you are a (fornicating) (call girl)!"

    As the officer and Beckman, listed as homeless, traveled to jail, Beckman said, "It's (mammary glands) time, I'll take everything off. I am getting arrested for indecent exposure! I'll give you something to look at baby! I'll take everything off! Oh, yes, baby I'll take it all off OK."

    The affidavit didn't state whether she did "take it all off."

    Source: Ronda Beckman arrested for indecent exposure: 'It's (mammary glands) time, I'll take everything off'

    I got a kick out of the censorship.

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    The most amazing part of this story is that she's 46.
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    Also, that the first two officers didn't notice that her breasts were exposed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy2.0 View Post
    I got a kick out of the censorship.

    me too, it was hilarious.

    you piece of (poop)
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    Is call girl whore?
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    motherfornicator!
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    I love the censorship! So one day Sheelle is going to come into one of these threads and say "yeah that one was really me" isn't she lol
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    I loved their explanation of a strip club in "the patois of the street". Who says that? Was this story originally in Sequestered Nuns Weekly?
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    So beautiful. *wipes tear*
    In the patois of the street, those establishments are known as "(mammary gland) bars" or "strip clubs" and feature nude or scantily clad women engaging in sensual and/or erotic dances in exchange for monetary compensation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shedevilang View Post
    I love the censorship! So one day Sheelle is going to come into one of these threads and say "yeah that one was really me" isn't she lol
    Asshole!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Air Quotes View Post
    You can't tell me that isn't the drummer from Def Leppard.
    Or Steve Adler from Guns 'n Roses.
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    Mammary Gland Bars.
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    If Ronda Beckman had been a 24 year old with perky mammary glands no arrest would have been made and all officers would have had a visual on the subject.

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    You guys are being such an (anus) to Shellee.
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