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    Default FL man arrested trying to impress girlfriend

    Fake deputy wanted to impress girlfriend, say real deputies






    February 27, 2013|By Barbara Hijek, FloriDUH

    For about six-months while Christopher Sharp and his girlfriend Randi were living together, Sharp told her he was a Pasco County Sheriff's deputy, according to a news release from the Hernando County Sheriff's Office.

    Sharp, 37, would come home from work wearing his deputy's uniform and would tell Randi, along with her family and friends, about the events that happened on his shift. Sharp would even dish out legal advise to folks about such topics as child custody matters and avoiding a DUI arrest. He also would stop by the bar where his honey worked and offered legal advise to the patrons, the release stated.





    On New Year's Eve, Randi was at a party at a friend's home in Hernando Beach when Sharp arrived wearing his uniform and entertained guests with stories about DUI busts he had conducted earlier that night, deputies said.

    Real deputies said in reality Sharp worked at a local Pizza Hut and stole his deputy's uniform from his sister's boyfriend, who is a real Pasco County Sheriff's deputy. On his way home from work he would allegedly stop and change into his deputy's uniform.

    Sharp reportedly told authorities he became a fake cop to impress his girlfriend and knew what he was doing was wrong and illegal.
    This update just in from the Hernando County Sheriff's Office:

    Randi reported that her now ex-boyfriend, Christopher Sharpe, has been following her on several occasions over the past two weeks and she also believes that he may have gone into her home this past weekend to take back a bottle of perfume he had purchased for her. Randi also reported some of her personal clothing items were missing.


    Just a few days ago another dude wanted to impress his date by being a phony DEA agent: Fake cop busted during traffic stop by real cop.


    Fake deputy wanted to impress girlfriend, say real deputies - Sun Sentinel

    Hahaha, dumbass.
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    Shellee thought it was true love
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    Motherfucker.
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    Fucking Florida! Love it!
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    Well look at the poor thing... he was forced to be creative.
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    Alright, at this point I read the Florida stories hoping it's some dumbass I know.
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    Lmfao beeyotch me too
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    We're gonna shit when shellee really makes the papers lol
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    I just spit out a piece of biscuit! That cracked me up.
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    Ah, Florida... you complete the union!
    Kill him.
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    I knew this was going to be good before I even opened it. Thank you, Florida, for making the rest of us feel better.
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    I guess that Pizza Hut must be doing a roaring trade if nobody who knew him ever went in there or even walked by it.
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