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    Default NSFL mug shot

    I think I finally found our gun-control poster boy:
    In 2007, three Lake Elsinore, CA., men were arrested for allegedly kidnapping and beating up a woman, then leaving her in Mexico. The victim, who was reportedly one of the mens' girlfriends, didn't stay in Mexico. Instead, she rode a cab back to California, where she made her boyfriend foot the fare and then reported the trio to police. Among the three was Robert Wayne Gardner. Nicknamed "No Nose," he reportedly lost his nose in a firearm mishap. Since the 2007 incident, Gardner has been arrested several times in Utah. Besides the obvious, his police records list two identifying features: tattoos that say "American Freedumb" and "With Just Ass For All."

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    Hole-y Fuck.

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    Good thing he doesn't need glasses.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brookie View Post
    Good thing he doesn't need glasses.
    Bol!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brookie View Post
    Good thing he doesn't need glasses.
    Aaaahh!!!
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    Michael Jackson is spinning in his grave.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lurkur View Post
    Michael Jackson is spinning in his grave.
    With jealousy.

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    I think this would have been the next step in Michael's nose. A red plastic hole in the middle of his face. It might have looked better than what he had too.
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    I just googled him, his name is Robert Wayne Gardner. Apparently one of his distinguishing features is his 'missing limbs/organs and nose'. Really?

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    Quote Originally Posted by levitt View Post
    I just googled him, his name is Robert Wayne Gardner. Apparently one of his distinguishing features is his 'missing limbs/organs and nose'. Really?

    I like the second one - it's more Grinchy!

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    He looks so much more handsome when he smiles...
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    You nose it!
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    I'm just thinking of all the fun he could have with a Mr. Potato Head kit...new nose, voila!

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    Yes, new nose and possible attached 'stache.

    So are all those mug shots? This guy gets around.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brookie View Post
    Yes, new nose and possible attached 'stache.

    So are all those mug shots? This guy gets around.
    I was thinking the same thing.

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