Hole-y Fuck.
I think I finally found our gun-control poster boy:
In 2007, three Lake Elsinore, CA., men were arrested for allegedly kidnapping and beating up a woman, then leaving her in Mexico. The victim, who was reportedly one of the mens' girlfriends, didn't stay in Mexico. Instead, she rode a cab back to California, where she made her boyfriend foot the fare and then reported the trio to police. Among the three was Robert Wayne Gardner. Nicknamed "No Nose," he reportedly lost his nose in a firearm mishap. Since the 2007 incident, Gardner has been arrested several times in Utah. Besides the obvious, his police records list two identifying features: tattoos that say "American Freedumb" and "With Just Ass For All."![]()
Good thing he doesn't need glasses.
“In my world, everyone's a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies!”
― Dr. Seuss
Michael Jackson is spinning in his grave.
If being cunty is wrong, I don't wanna be right.
I think this would have been the next step in Michael's nose. A red plastic hole in the middle of his face. It might have looked better than what he had too.
“In my world, everyone's a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies!”
― Dr. Seuss
I just googled him, his name is Robert Wayne Gardner. Apparently one of his distinguishing features is his 'missing limbs/organs and nose'. Really?
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Hell is empty, and all the devils are here
He looks so much more handsome when he smiles...
"Helicopters hovered over her mansion and a band of Chihuahuas was seen on her patio barking at all the action. "
"Welcome to the board, Asshole!" Twitchy 2.0
Waterslide (A day one fan of Air Quotes)
You nose it!
Hell is empty, and all the devils are here
I'm just thinking of all the fun he could have with a Mr. Potato Head kit...new nose, voila!
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These people don't give a fuck about YOU or us. It's a message board, for Christ's sake. ~ mrs.v ~
~"Fuck off! Aim higher! Get a life! Get away from me!" ~the lovely and talented Miss Julia Roberts~
Yes, new nose and possible attached 'stache.
So are all those mug shots? This guy gets around.
“In my world, everyone's a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies!”
― Dr. Seuss
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