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    Default Teen Accused of Groping Woman’s Butt Blames Her ‘Irresistible Booty’




    Aaron Morris of North Lauderdale, Florida, was arrested last week after he allegedly groped a woman's behind at a local Walmart.

    The 18-year-old is accused of grabbing the right buttock of a female patron near the women's dressing room. After being apprehended at a nearby gas station, Morris reportedly confessed to the crime while being read his Miranda rights.

    According to a Broward Sheriff's Office report, Morris told the arresting deputy, "Her booty looked so good, I just couldn't resist touching it."

    He was booked into Broward County jail on a misdemeanor touch or strike/battery charge, and his bail was set at $1000.


    Teen Accused of Groping Woman's Butt Blames Her 'Irresistible Booty'
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    This ugly motherfucker's got issues.
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    His eyes are so far apart, I'm amazed he thought it was just one booty.

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    1) Of course it's fucking florida.

    2) I want to see this "lucious booty" so I can judge for myself.
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    That's not far from where I grew up.
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    I can only imagine a lucious booty at Walmart.
    I am going to come and burn the fucking house down... but you will blow me first."

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    At least he was honest!
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    I don't know if that was as much honest as it was just plain stupid.

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