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    Default Florida Woman Says Cops Yanked Her Tampon Out at Gunpoint During a Traffic Stop

    A woman named Leila Tarantino is suing the Citrus County sheriff's department for allegedly strip-searching her on the side of the road while her two children watched. Because she "maybe" rolled through a stop sign.

    UM, 'KAY, FLORIDA.
    A passing cop pulled a u-turn, flashed the lights, and rolled up behind her. Tarantino claims that the cop immediately drew his weapon, pulled her from the car, and refused to explain why he pulled her over. Tarantino's two young children watched all of this unfold from inside her car.

    The cop then placed Tarantino in the back of the squad car, where she allegedly sat for two hours. When backup arrived, Tarantino was strip searched on the side of the road, where passing motorists could see everything.

    Then, in a gruesome twist, a female officer "forcibly removed" a tampon from Tarantino. Presumably, the cops were looking for drugs, but the lawsuit notes that a drug-sniffing dog was never called in, and cops never found any contraband or anything illegal.
    The officers eventually released Tarantino with a citation.

    Okay. Now. Obviously I have no idea WTF happened here, but I'm confident that I do not like it and I do not want to subscribe to its newsletter. Obviously there are some details missing. What is the cops' (there were SIX of them) supposed motive? Was it racial profiling? Did this lady just give off a there's-drugs-in-my-vag vibe? Are the kids smoking tampons these days?

    Seems to me that forcibly extracting a tampon from an unfamiliar vagina on the side of a steaming Florida highway is a punishment more than a frolic—not exactly something one does for shits and giggles with the bros—but what do I know? It also seems that if one truly suspected a motorist of hiding contraband inside her vestibule, one could investigate it in the privacy of the police station rather than in front of the motorist's traumatized children. But, again, I'm not a police scientist. This one's all yours, justice. I'm out.




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    It does sound like Tarantino storyline....

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    Leila Tarantino is a great name. Past that, I got nothing.
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    Florida. Where's Shellee at?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MohandasKGanja View Post
    It does sound like Tarantino storyline....
    Totally
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    Florida. Where's Shellee at?
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    If the tampon fits, you must acquit.
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    This story is all kinds of fucked up. Can they really strip search you on the side of the road?

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    Quote Originally Posted by KrisNine View Post
    This story is all kinds of fucked up. Can they really strip search you on the side of the road?
    that is exactly what i was just thinking. doesnt sound right to me

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    does the law allow it? no. can they do whatever the fuck they want when they are holding you and have guns? pretty much.

    they aren't supposed to beat people to death either, but they do.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Love love View Post
    that is exactly what i was just thinking. doesnt sound right to me
    "...and then the Miami Cannibal showed up and ate the tampon."
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    you're a sick bastard!
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    Lmao!

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    What if she's just some fanatical 50 Shades of Crap fan and wanted to re-enact the tampon scene?

    Yeah, bad taste. I'll just go report my own post, don't get up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl View Post
    does the law allow it? no. can they do whatever the fuck they want when they are holding you and have guns? pretty much.

    they aren't supposed to beat people to death either, but they do.
    Very true..plus, it's Florida (sorry Shellee, I lived there, too).

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    Quote Originally Posted by KrisNine View Post
    Very true..plus, it's Florida (sorry Shellee, I lived there, too).
    No offense lol, but I know how cops can be, especially living in a small town.
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