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    MAN has appeared in court after taking revenge on his girlfriend who refused to stop reading the erotic novel Fifty Shades of Grey - by squirting brown sauce at her face.
    Raymond Hodgson, 31, was charged with common assault after being appalled to discover that his partner of five years, Emma McCormick, had been reading the racy book.

    Carlisle Magistrates' Court heard how their tiff over the book escalated to the point where Hodgson, from Carlisle, Cumbria, decided take to his revenge.

    In court, Hodgson pleaded guilty to the single charge of common assault.

    Prosecutor Adrienne Harris said the couple began arguing on June 25 after McCormick began reading extracts from the best-selling novel by E L James - now the fastest selling book of the year.

    The pair had been in a relationship for four or five years, though both still live with their respective parents.

    Miss Harris said: "Mr Hodgson thought that the book was pornographic, and that she should not read such literature.

    "The argument continued into the following day, with the two exchanging text messages."

    That conversation, which included some discussion of private family issues, left Hodgson feeling angry.

    Mrs Harris said: "He went to her home at 7pm on June 26 and took with him a bottle of brown sauce.

    "She answered the door and the argument continued.

    "She went to close the door and he jammed his foot into the door, slapped her once in the face, and then squirted her with this bottle of sauce."

    When interviewed by the police, Hodgson said he felt Fifty Shades of Grey was a 'distasteful' and 'pornographic' book.

    Miss Harris said: "He said he had every intention of squirting sauce over Miss McCormick, but he now regrets having done this, realising how stupid it sounds.

    "He didn't realise that the sauce incident would be classed as an assault. He is sorry for his actions."

    Malcolm Dodds, defending, said his client denies slapping Emma McCormick.

    He named the book the couple fell out over 'Fifty Shades of Grey.'

    Mr Dodds said: "He lost his temper and went round to her home armed with a bottle of brown sauce, which he should never have done.

    "Emma says it stung her eyes and it was all over the walls, which she had to clean up afterwards. I've spoken to Raymond and he's extremely sorry about it.

    "He was angry that she suggested he slapped her because he hadn't. But they are now friends and they have been in touch with each other."

    Passing sentence, District Judge Gerald Chalk said Hodgson's actions had clearly been intended to demean Miss McCormick.

    He ordered that he should pay his victim 100 compensation and 85 towards prosecution costs.

    The judge also imposed a 6pm to 8am curfew for the next six weeks and a six-month community order.

    Asked about his views of the book after the case, Hodgson said he thought Fifty Shades of Grey was 'wrong'.

    He said that he did what he did to Miss McCormick to show her what saucy really meant.




    Man squirted partner with brown sauce when she wouldn’t stop reading Fifty Shades of Grey - Europe, World News - Independent.ie

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    WTF is brown sauce?
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    Is this book even good or is it another overhyped novelle like Harry Potter or Twilite?

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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    WTF is brown sauce?
    sounds spicy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lucianodel View Post
    Is this book even good or is it another overhyped novelle like Harry Potter or Twilite?

    I'm 90 pages in the first book, and it's just ok in my opinion but other people act like it's the best book ever, i'll keep reading.

    I know the book started off as a lady posting stories on the twilight fan fiction website, but some people on the fan fiction website complained because of the high sexual content, so she got it published on her own.

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    Are we sure EL James isn't writing for newspapers now?

    Brown sauce:



    HP Sauce - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    P Sauce is a popular brown sauce[1] originally produced by HP Foods in the UK, now produced by H.J. Heinz in the Netherlands. It is the best-known brand of brown sauce in the United Kingdom in 2005 with 73.8% of the retail brown sauce market in the UK.[2] HP Sauce has a malt vinegar base, blended with tomato, dates, tamarind extract, sweetener and spices.[3][4] It usually is used as a condiment with hot or cold savoury food, or as an ingredient in soups or stews.
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    That article is full of win. I know whenever I'm pissed and decide to confront someone, I grab my handy bottle of brown sauce and head on over. Clean that, bitch!
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    Quote Originally Posted by lucianodel View Post
    Is this book even good or is it another overhyped novelle like Harry Potter or Twilite?
    Sounds like Twilight from the reviews I read: main character having an abusive creep for a boyfriend and all.

    But I only read reviews, not the actual book.

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    I am relieved he did not catch her watching porn on the computer.
    That might require a bucket of hot sauce.
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    So was he just acting out the book then?
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    Because assault is classier than low rent porn?
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    So is brown sauce basically A.1?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Air Quotes View Post
    So is brown sauce basically A.1?
    It's pretty similar, but I think it's a little thicker than A.1, sort of like the consistency of ketchup.
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    (Homer Simpson voice) Mmmmmm tangy assault.
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    Oh, moral outrage. How dull. I had hoped he was driven to hot sauce violence by the execrable prose.

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