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    Default More Florida Fuckery: Woman Arrested for Masturbating on the Side of a highway

    She's 35?!


    Woman Arrested for Masturbating on the Side of a Florida Highway - Miami News - Riptide 2.0




    Talk about an exhibitionist streak. Ashley Holton, 35, was arrested this weekend after she was masturbating on the side of Highway 484 in Ocala, Fla. Her self-pleasuring antics even slowed down traffic on the roadway.

    Holton didn't seem to mind. She was enjoying herself so much that when a police officer tried to put her pants back on, Holton bit the officer.

    Holton only had a pink shirt on when she decided to pull her car over, get out, and go to town on herself. Other cars took notice. According to WESH, some drivers even made illegal U-turns on the highway just so they could catch another glimpse.

    The event went on for about a half hour before police arrived, but apparently Holton hadn't reached the big O before the big 5-0 tried to reach for her. She kicked officials and tried to escape. She also continued to flash her breasts and bra. One female officer tried to get her pants back on, but Holton bit and kicked the woman. She later claimed that the actions only constituted "a love tap."

    According to HuffPo, the antics didn't end when she was taken to jail. Holton "continued to resist the officers by spreading her legs, exposing her vagina and telling the officers to kiss her there and refusing verbal commands to cooperate," according to the arrest report.

    She now faces charges of battery on a law enforcement officer, disorderly conduct and the exposure of sexual organs. Would you be surprised to learn that officers suspect alcohol may have been involved?

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    Shellee! come on man!
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    I blame bath salts.
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    Thank goodness she pulled over. Safety first! Jilling off behind the wheel is a hazard to other drivers.

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    It took her more than 30 minutes to achieve an orgasm?
    Laurent and Air Quotes like this.

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    Wonder which GR member this is.

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    *laughs as shellee shows up*
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    I guess she got bail.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shedevilang View Post
    Shellee! come on man!
    Hey now, that ain't me, I'm 41 and look waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better!
    Plus, I only do that in South Florida, not Ocala.
    See, Whores, we are good for something. Love, Florida
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    Quote Originally Posted by SHELLEE View Post
    Hey now, that ain't me, I'm 41 and look waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better!
    Plus, I only do that in South Florida, not Ocala.
    Passing the time during rush hour on I-95 or Highway 1?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hustle4alivin View Post
    Passing the time during rush hour on I-95 or Highway 1?
    But of course! Also, I live right off US 1 sooooooooo.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by hustle4alivin View Post
    It took her more than 30 minutes to achieve an orgasm?

    Performance anxiety?
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    She got out of the car and did this? Lordy lordy.....

    And when I saw the line 'she was wearing a pink..', I got giddy because clearly it must have been a pink wig, but sadly, just a shirt.

    Bitch needed to get off BAD. And not quickly.

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    Shellee just ain't protesting hard enough.

    So Shellee, did any of the hot police officers give you what you wanted? We need details.


    Did he look like this?


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    Must have been listening to 50 Shades of Grey on cd.
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